dragonfucker

What cryptid is this?

The Republic's democracy is not functioning. The senators are corrupt and only care about laws that benefit the 1%. We see the streets of Coruscant outside of the Senate and Temple, and it's a shithole. There's rampant poverty and drug use.

The Trade Federation are a symbol of bourgeois corruption in the minds of the people. The Trade Federation impose unreasonable tariffs and fines on the people, contributing to poverty. That's what they're doing to Naboo. The people sympathise with Naboo because Naboo is being oppressed the same way they are. And when Naboo stands up to the bullies, they get blockaded and subject to an illegal invasion.

The Republic does not have an army, a command structure, or a political mechanism for dealing with war. This is silly, but bear with drag. The Senate has to vote to go to war with the Trade Federation. But the Senators can't agree on how, and they'd much rather be voting on corrupt issues like giving themselves raises or giving tax breaks to trillionaires.

Palpatine offers to take over all the messy business of controlling the political wartime strategy. The Senators support this idea because they don't give a shit and just want the problem to go away. The people support this idea because they're tired of the Senators never getting anything important done, and the see Naboo as a symbol of their own problems. Palpatine promises to bring the Trade Federation down a few notches and make life easier for everyone.

Palpatine gains complete control over the Republic's military policy, and then proceeds to keep the Republic in a forever war that increases poverty and destruction, while promising everyone that the answer to the problem is to just give him more power. Like George Bush.

Drag doesn't. Drag's first person pronoun is drag. Drag's second and third person pronoun is also drag. And drag's pronoun isn't uppercase, so no need to capitalise it. Drag is glad you're willing to capitalise queer people's pronouns, though.

Drag doesn't like the dogfighting game.

Einstein said if you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough. And drag trusts Einstein, because he was an expert at understanding complicated things.

It's when you put electrodes on someone's head and measure the electricity on the surface of their brain.

Drag was socially conditioned to pretend to be interested through years of relatives sharing holiday pictures when drag was small.

Yes.

You should post to Risa as well. It's on a dedicated Star Trek instance, which drag thinks is pretty cool. Drag doesn't like concentrating activity on lemmy.world, especially since LW has a lot of power mods who each run dozens of communities.

Thursday is Thor's Day. Just say your name is Thur and a day of the week is named after you.

Monopoly: Communism Edition