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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Hey baby, I got all the distros and we can try them all, all night long.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Even Gentoo? πŸ‘‰β˜ΊοΈπŸ‘ˆ

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

I don't care that Linux is talked about here. It's just insufferable having people commenting with this superior attitude about it making it seem like the second coming. It's just as bad as aggressive vegans and cryptobros.

Does that really happen though? Maybe I just don't notice it.

I guess it comes up in any thread about windows, in the same way a post about "google chrome adds whatever anti-feature" is going to have comments saying "firefox is way better".

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 5 points 7 hours ago

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord Tux?

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[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 63 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

They're escorts. They're only hookers when they're dead.

[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

It gives a whole new meaning to my buddy's Ford escort.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Escorts 🍷

[–] Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

Look, I got enough for two hours with one whore, or enough for 10 minutes with a dozen different whores.

I actually don't know where I was going with that, but something a long the lines of so many different distros and only so much time in a day.

[–] IHeartBadCode@fedia.io 28 points 10 hours ago

Really I'm just disappointed in the lack of blackjack here.

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 16 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

It's true that were total sluts aren't we?

We're never faithful to one distribution. Always hopping from one to the next until it doesn't satisfy us no more.

#LinuxSluts

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 5 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I prefer to think of it as an open relationship. I have my home distro, my work distro, and if either of them aren't in the mood, there is an wide variety of other distros to get the job done.

And if I'm feeling really kinky, there's always Windows.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (6 children)

You make Windows sound like butt stuff and BDSM

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[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 hours ago

I thought you were going to say Gentoo.

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[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

I run both. everyone hates me :')

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 41 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

You run Linux in a brothel?

[–] lath@lemmy.world 38 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

He runs a brothel on Linux.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 19 points 10 hours ago

That's just Linux with extra steps

[–] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago

They have great "up time".

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Well friend, it's a good thing you don't use a Mac, then.

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

I run both. everyone hates me :')

Lindows

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[–] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 5 points 8 hours ago

Oh, I'm sorry about the Linux thing, Russia.

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 15 points 11 hours ago

if only those people had seen reddit in the really early days

[–] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 12 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
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