Hey baby, I got all the distros and we can try them all, all night long.
this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2024
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Even Gentoo? πβΊοΈπ
I don't care that Linux is talked about here. It's just insufferable having people commenting with this superior attitude about it making it seem like the second coming. It's just as bad as aggressive vegans and cryptobros.
Does that really happen though? Maybe I just don't notice it.
I guess it comes up in any thread about windows, in the same way a post about "google chrome adds whatever anti-feature" is going to have comments saying "firefox is way better".
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord Tux?
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They're escorts. They're only hookers when they're dead.
It gives a whole new meaning to my buddy's Ford escort.
"Companions"
Escorts π·
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Look, I got enough for two hours with one whore, or enough for 10 minutes with a dozen different whores.
I actually don't know where I was going with that, but something a long the lines of so many different distros and only so much time in a day.
Really I'm just disappointed in the lack of blackjack here.
It's true that were total sluts aren't we?
We're never faithful to one distribution. Always hopping from one to the next until it doesn't satisfy us no more.
#LinuxSluts
I prefer to think of it as an open relationship. I have my home distro, my work distro, and if either of them aren't in the mood, there is an wide variety of other distros to get the job done.
And if I'm feeling really kinky, there's always Windows.
I thought you were going to say Gentoo.
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I run both. everyone hates me :')
You run Linux in a brothel?
He runs a brothel on Linux.
That's just Linux with extra steps
They have great "up time".
Well friend, it's a good thing you don't use a Mac, then.
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Oh, I'm sorry about the Linux thing, Russia.
if only those people had seen reddit in the really early days