I knew all those Linux users were dirty sluts.
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.
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- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- Avoid politics
- 3.1) NEW RULE as of 5 Nov 2024, trying it out
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GNU\Linux awareness is a good thing for everyone! If everone was aware; we would have better alternatives across the board.
Lemmy users are hookers confirmed
Look, I got enough for two hours with one whore, or enough for 10 minutes with a dozen different whores.
I actually don't know where I was going with that, but something a long the lines of so many different distros and only so much time in a day.
More like kinky sex slaves .... they're all either cheap or work for free.
They'll complain and give you a hard time during the whole experience but they'll never leave you alone because it's their kink and it turns them on.
Do people REALLY complain about Linux? There are nutters everywhere but I don't think this is really a thing.
I'd never used Linux before getting a Steam Deck. It's now my preferred PC. But it's also super-duper polished and painless.
I came hoping the hotties would be free, and to download a car.
Should have called it Linuxy
Looking at you c/linuxsucks