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[–] kaffiene@lemmy.world 3 points 51 minutes ago

Spotify is a fucking racket

[–] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 22 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

The article contradicts the heck out of itself.

Says billboard estimates she earns roughly $4k a day from Spotify streams. Then they speculate she makes roughly 8k a month from OnlyFans.

That would be like $120k a month from Spotify and $8k a month from OnlyFans.

That is FAR from more money from OnlyFans. Even if those numbers are hugely off I don't see how the discrepancy would be THAT large.

[–] Starbuncle@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 hour ago

That also happens to be exactly the kind of math error AI is notorious for making. I bet the article was written by AI and likely not even proofread by a human.

[–] doktormerlin@feddit.org 12 points 4 hours ago

But 8 > 4??? /s

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

feet just dont do it for me

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It has to have a person attached.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 25 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder how much her record label makes from her music on Spotify...

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Industry average is 2/3 goes to the label 1/3 goes to the artist.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Hmm, so we may have a culprit in the case of the missing money.

And although I like Lily, she's not really done a lot of music recently, and was never really that big outside the UK.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

I wouldn't really call it "missing" while it seems kinda shocking at first that labels take that much of a cut, people don't really realise just how many people are involved in music production. From marketing to designers to video editors, social media teams, managers that get them interviews and talk shows and spots at festivals etc. And then all the overhead that comes with those jobs, so finance, HR, IT and facilities etc.

So 1/3 is actually pretty decent and a much bigger cut of the profits than most people get from their labour.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

I'm not a huge Lily Allen fan, but her first album was incredible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfvOEn3GAo0&list=PLI6kLIhBBwmT_XV_24qMWetSE3tX_gvIF

[–] MellowYellow13@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] medusa@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Baaahb@feddit.nl 2 points 2 hours ago

Is it weird that I used to think the reverse? Alfie was Lily's brother, and a nepo baby. I be damned if he didn't earn it though. Also, my first thought was the woman who played "Asha" was not Lily Allen.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] hornface@fedia.io 4 points 2 hours ago
[–] solarbabies@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Reek

(played by Alfie Allen)

Lily's song Alfie is about him.

[–] darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 hours ago

That one dan bull sang about

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Perhaps this just means people value her feet more than music? I'm not into feet, but I really didn't like her music, so maybe this is reasonable.

[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 17 points 9 hours ago

Not really. It just means onlyfans pays more than Spotify... which seems obvious to me??? A direct subscription to an artist vs only a few cents per play... yeah, no brainer, the artist is going to make less money in the latter deal.

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 33 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Good for her. If I thought there was a market for my disgusting claws I'd sell feet pics too.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Be the change you want to see in this world.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Buy pictures of their own feet?

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