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[–] Hellsfire29@lemmy.world 22 points 20 hours ago

Nothing wrong with being proud of giving birth to a new life. Also nothing wrong with believing that you're more than that. It becomes a problem when people start forcing their beliefs on others.

[–] mathias_freire@lemmy.ml 19 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

God gave you ass holes, so it's your duty taking shits as much possible. with this mindset

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 15 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] univers3man@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

BROTHER I CAN'T HEAR YOU, YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR OUTSIDE VOICE. I HAVE HEARING DAMAGE FROM THE MOTORCYCLE AND ALL THE SLAYER CONCERTS.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 2 points 18 hours ago

Toilet phone gang posters!

[–] Awesomo85@sh.itjust.works 5 points 17 hours ago

Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland!

It's the same vibe.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 34 points 1 day ago

It’s always the people who are most obsessed with us reproducing who also work the hardest to make sure there isn’t any future for our children.

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

God gave human adult males flexible ****ncters the approximate circumference of my **** so there’s proof of what men are for 😘

[–] Hathaway@lemmy.zip 21 points 22 hours ago (4 children)
[–] cadekat@pawb.social 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Yep. Thought I’d keep it clean & not just yknow jam my tongue in there

[–] cadekat@pawb.social 4 points 18 hours ago

It's 2024. It's rude not to jam your tongue in there!

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[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 76 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Look at your bodies, men. Legs and arms. God created you to fight bears with no weapons every day of your life

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's why I'm on Grindr everyday. To wrestle the bears.

[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 day ago

Thank you for your service

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[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 307 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (17 children)

Look at men's bodies! They have prostates capable of being stimulated to climax. God designed men for the magnificent job of bottoming and what could be more beautiful than a man orgasming while getting railed up the ass?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 76 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

What about the nipples though? WHAT ABOUT THE NIPPLES???

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[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 142 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Look at your body, people! Mouth, stomach, and intestines! God created you to produce shit!

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And some of us are blessed with producing more shit than others.

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[–] _bcron@midwest.social 100 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Look at your bodies, women! An internal inguinal canal less likely to cause a hernia, lower center of gravity, higher body fat, and less body hair for easier cleanup. God created you for spending long hours in the coal mines!

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But men's long ass nosehair makes for natural filters against the dust in the mines! Clearly men are better suited for the mines!

[–] Narauko@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago

But look at how small and dexterous the children are, able to squeeze and clamber through the tunnels. And look at what they play all day: Minecraft. Clearly the children are best suited, as they yearn for the mines.

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[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 153 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Reminder that just because you don’t have children, doesn’t mean you have to achieve a certain level of career or academia. You’re still valid. I’m still valid…

[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago

I've done my part to make the world a better place by not having kids, and I'm just cruising along.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (17 children)

Another possible housewife and incubator ruined by BIG ACADEMIA.

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[–] style99@lemm.ee 61 points 1 day ago (6 children)

It's always the Devil who tries to convince everyone that he speaks for God.

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[–] peanutyam@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“The Transformed Wife” is the worst of all the Transformers - must be a Decipticon hell bent on hating all women with brains….

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lack of butterflies caused me to panic the first time he proposed, and I needed more time to think things through. I knew I liked him. I knew in terms of biblical values, he was a rare find. He wasn’t the most handsome guy ever, but he wasn’t repulsive either.

Oooof what a blog lmao

https://thetransformedwife.com/can-a-marriage-that-doesnt-begin-with-butterflies-last/

Poor lady, victim of a fucked up religion enforcing sexist bullshit, became an bullshitter in turn. I feel sorry for her.

Doesn't mean I excuse the crap she's dumping out there, of course.

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago (4 children)

According to Wikipedia, "the world population ... was estimated by the United Nations to have exceeded eight billion in mid-November 2022. It took around 300,000 years of human prehistory and history for the human population to reach a billion and only 218 years more to reach 8 billion."

There are PLENTY of people in the world. Some of them need to get off my lawn. Grrr.

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[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 72 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I can't see my ovaries or womb. I guess I'll never know my purpose of serving men and go back to living my life.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 87 points 1 day ago (4 children)

A. Username checks out
B. I can help you figure out your purpose serving men! But before you can walk, you must crawl. First, you're going to learn how to hunt men. Then how to cook men. Once you've mastered these two, you will spend months or years learning how to plate men. Finally, serving men. Then you'll be ready to start your own menstaurant.

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