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[–] MBM@lemmings.world 44 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's amazing how quickly I've become exhausted of "qt3.14"

[–] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 hours ago

It's like an awful combination of a boomer making a flirtatious "joke" and the hyper nerdy language of The Big Bang Theory show.

[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 58 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I know right?

Why would anyone use a version of QT over 20 years old?

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Found the linux desktop app dev. Here, have a song: https://youtube.com/watch?v=NbTEVbQLC8s

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago

Calm down, DiCaprio

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 16 points 1 day ago

You must have gotten frustrated extremely slowly then, because that's been around since the beginning of /b/

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 84 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Fake: anon has a gf
Gay: anon likes to look directly at the moon, which means he likes to be mooned

[–] bane_killgrind 9 points 1 day ago

Saiyan: anon looking at the moon grants him great power

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your comment is Gay: stebo02 thinks only of men's asses

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

can't argue with that

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"qt3.14" seems pretty authentic though.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Seems pretty aut-something, but not hentic.

I'm sure there's some henti in there somewhere.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Seems like a fairly old version though.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

that's just the native language of 4chan

[–] horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 166 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Anon talks about first nations warrior princess. Posts picture of an Italian in brown face....

[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago

It's 4chan, that's like the most respectful image he could've possibly used there

[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 107 points 1 day ago (4 children)

To be fair, anon also can't tell the truth or if someone is making shit up.

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'd wager the vast majority of people that don't know anything about another person's religion couldn't tell if what they're saying is true or not.

Circumcision, fasting, transubstantiation, without any knowledge or frame of reference there really is no way to tell if someone is just talking out of their ass or not when it comes to religious traditions.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

In my culture we sing our religious allegiance to the decapitated head bust of the great dictator who secularised the country

(not even joking)

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've got a lot of probably incorrect guesses. What country?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

turkey, circa 2000

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 19 points 1 day ago

Relatable tbh

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago

What is...potato ?

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Damn yo, this doesn't add much to the conversation, but your reading comprehension skills are laudable. Well played, friend!

[–] not_a_dog@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Also, the native 'princess' thing is an extremely tired stereotype.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Google says they can look at the moon just not during a lunar eclipse

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That's when it tries to get you

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Assume the victory position

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I still don't understand what I was supposed to see in the moon, I feel like it was a 'oh shit' moment but idk I couldn't make anything out really

[–] marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

More like that’s when the spirits are getting it on. Rebirth of the world, that kind of thing. Source: married into Diné.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

Nice of the spirits to dim the lights first.

[–] shininghero@pawb.social 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ITS IN THE LIGHT
THE MOON CAME IN
HE FOUND ME
THRU THE MIRROR
MOONLIGHT WHITE
WHITE LIKE EYES
NOT LIGHT BUT BLOOD
I DROWN IN HIM
IF YOU ARE AFRAID
WE WILL LOOK TOGETHER

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

(Harvest moon)
I see the days grow shorter
I feel the nights grow cold
I sense the darkness clearer
I feel a presence here

I know they'll find her some day
They find them all that way
After the thaw in springtime
The snow melts away

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Oh, but that's the BEST time to look!

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

anon apparently also cant use google

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

People within the supposedly same religion can't agree on things all the time. It's entirely possible that his girlfriend's version of the religion is nothing like what op would find online, or even more likely, that ~~Apple~~ op would find multiple claims online that disagree with each other.

The thing about religion is if looking at the moon is against a religion, but some senior person in that religion really likes to look at the Moon, it'll suddenly be allowed.

"The Internet says you can look at the moon"

"Oh that's regular Navajo. I'm Fundamentalist Navajo. Also, fuck you for arguing with me about my religion. We're through."

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 2 points 7 hours ago

"Huh, interesting. Why aren't you supposed to look at the moon?"

Most people aren't psychopaths and actually enjoy sharing their beliefs if you ask in a respectful manner.

Then talk to her family about it? This really isn't that difficult...

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

[–] horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

I fucking love Emo Phillips.

Saw him and Weird Al in 2018. What a great show.

[–] drapeaunoir@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago

Knows so little he uses an image of Iron Eyes Cody? Nah, seems too ironic to be real.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

read an entire novel about Navajo and their crucial importance when it came to coding messages in the world war Remember next to nothing in the one time it's relevant Ah shit

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

OOP better not whistle at night either.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

didn't this get posted already

Yes, otherwise early to RISA couldn't have posted a screenshot of it.