this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2024
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[–] Juice@midwest.social 16 points 1 day ago

Never forget that during the George Floyd protests, Seattle activists were all over social media saying, "Don't follow Antifa, no one knows who these people are, they're likely all cops" right before they became a household name and right wing bugbear.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Of course we have cards. Duh. How else are you going to claim your payout from George Soros for undermining everything that is good and holy? BTW, does taking part in the orgy after the riot count as work time?

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Sorry thats an off the clock social activity. But if you don't show up then you aren't a team player and won't be considered for promotions.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Bro, talk to Brenda and set up direct deposit. It's so much easier.

[–] cerement 88 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Gork@lemm.ee 40 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Thanks I am now the 𝔓𝔬𝔭𝔢

Watch out I saw the antipope running loose

A Pope, don't go around trying to step in the toes of any other Popes and Momes out there

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only if you print it and keep it in your wallet

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you plan on bringing it to Germany, you have to print and laminate it. Nothing is valid unless laminated here.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tis why the holy Roman Empire fizzled. Lack of lamination.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

To be fair, it's pretty hard to laminate a chiseled marble slab that one has to carry around as ID.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Aw man I had one of these for ages.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

you can still order them from their website I think

[–] random@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 day ago

god I hate cops

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

Silly police man.

[–] mwproductions@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's like a scene out of the Dragnet movie.

I was thinking Cheech and Chong:

"Hardhat to base."

"Hey, go ahead, officer Lardass."

"No, it's hardhat. Hard. Hat."

"Copy that, officer Lardass."