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[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 155 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Umm annon that was not the wild web. The wild web was in the 90's and early 00's. That was truly the wild web.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 89 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Nah I think they're more or less right. I'd maybe pull it back 3 or 4 years, but not as far as 2004.

What killed off the old wild web was the popularity of centralised platforms. Facebook (open since 2006, really started taking off more around 2008/9), YouTube (first video 2005, really takes off from 2007/8), and Reddit (self posts first allowed in 2008), and other things like that which were admittedly great for allowing more people to share their creations with the world, but we're disastrous for the open web, because they killed off independent blogs, forums, and other smaller websites.

[–] canihasaccount@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

MySpace was huge before Facebook, and it killed off a lot of blogs. Late 90s and early 2000s were truly the wild web IMO. I had a geocities page with its own forum before MySpace made me abandon it due to inactivity.

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[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I remember watching saddam hussein hanging video when i was 12, good times

[–] 50MYT@aussie.zone 32 points 1 month ago

Ah the good old "korn_music_vide.wmv" that immediately cuts to someone in an orange jump suit on their knees.

Korn really getting intense with the new music videos

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Ya, I remember the first time I went on rotten and my young mind was not prepared for it. Honestly I miss the good old days when the most shocking thing was lemonparty and tubgirl.

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[–] Zementid@feddit.nl 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Googling CD Keys, Torrents and Cracks was easy back then. DC++ was the way to go and Limewire was not yet Infested with CP and Viruses. There was a sweet spot but only for 2 years. After that, the golden age of Piracy with the File-Hosters came and Reddit wasn't shit.

If I have to pinpoint the timeframe: When 4Chan got really unironic racist (and the Stromfront forum leaked to the rest)... oh and Facebook...

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[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Too many beheadings in the wild web. But yeah, those years were really the wild web.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 107 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

"I'm old" vs "I MOLD"

I like the latter more, said like Dr. Weird.

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I didn't realize it was supposed to be "I'm old" until your comment

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Same here - and i like "i mold" a lot.

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 73 points 1 month ago (9 children)

As a nearly full time internet user since dialup, the web has changed a lot. Dynamic updates to websites is one of the nice things that's changed. You no longer need to mash F5 to keep up to date on anything. Wifi is way better, though for a while there it wasn't really a "thing".

The people have changed for sure. Originally it was a lot of techies and nerds, either by circumstance or due to the efforts needed to make the internet operate. Most people online had similar hobbies and interests, so most people online were similar, and their interests varied only a little on specific things.

Ads were basically a joke. Everyone had a website, usually on Geocities or something. You'd spend hours painstakingly putting together your website, then when you went to other people's websites, you'd skim over it and never look at it again.

No bots existed, if someone was talking to you, then you probably knew them somehow, or you were on a public forum/IRC. No YouTube, no Netflix, but mp3 file sharing was happening even before Napster.

There wasn't a lot to do at first, but after you found a few websites you liked, whether Slashdot or fark, 4chan or something else, you were hooked. People were brutally mean, especially for sites like hotornot. No social media or social networks, no corporations, just people mostly. Most sites selling stuff were scams. Early eBay was a trip.

This all morphed into a more congealed mass when social media became a thing and "high-speed internet" was more readily available. WiFi g ERA, back when it was always referred to by the standard, 802.11g. only laptops for a while then the iPhone dropped and it's been a steady downhill after that.

Now the internet is huge, everyone and their fridge is on social media. Ads are everywhere and worse than ever. Almost everything is trying to funnel you into one of a handful of categories that you don't fit into to sell you something. A few gems still exist, like the Foss community and stuff like Lemmy.

IDK, the old web sucked in some ways, but was awesome in other ways. Now there's just too much to keep up on, and unless you spend every waking moment consuming content, it's basically impossible to do. Some people have staked their entire career on basically aggregating memes and popular stuff, to give an overview to those who don't have the time to do it themselves.

Media streaming is pretty good, though, media companies keep trying to make it into the next cable TV bundle package, and keep raising the prices and enforcing rules that were not possible 20 years ago, and that sucks.

I'm don't think that this is better. It's certainly different, but not better. The way things are going well cause the internet to become a wasteland of AI bots and advertisements all run my corpos because everyone else will be unemployed and unable to find work because their job has been replaced by some AI or other technology that doesn't cost the corp as much as humans do. I'm sure minimum wage and salaries will be corrected to match inflation right after the majority of the workforce is laid off to be replaced with whatever technology does their job for them, which will create an elite class of super rich (moreso than they already are) who own the company either through shares or by being in an upper management kind of position, and a "middle" class of the people hired to maintain and fix the technology... There will be no lower class, just a massive pool of unemployed people, unable to work because all the jobs have gone to, what is essentially, bots.

My prediction is that when that happens, it will maintain a steady state until the vast majority is living on unemployment benefits, at which point the unemployment system will collapse because the money will run out for it, and either we'll go into a massive depression, which will set us back 50 years or more, or the entire system will collapse and either we will die off from all the pollution and destruction to the planet, or we'll have to move to something that's not capitalism to survive. I'm rooting for a star trek like economy, where your status is determined by reputation, and money no longer exists. Unlikely, but I still want it.

No idea when things will start to shift, but IMO, Amazon (the company) will make the first major move, since they burnout their workers so quickly (specifically in the warehouse and item delivery segment) that they're already seeing the effects of running out of people willing to work in their warehouses in some areas, and as a consequence of them being unwilling to pay appropriately for the work, and/or afford the workers enough latitude to handle the work without burning out, by either hiring more people to reduce the workload, or give people... IDK, breaks to use the bathroom.... They will very likely turn to robots to do the work instead. Once they get to that point, it's all downhill as other companies will follow suit.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The people have changed for sure. Originally it was a lot of techies and nerds, either by circumstance or due to the efforts needed to make the internet operate

I agree, you had a lot of tech folks. But I think this undersells how many tech-proficient artists you had. Lots of people who knew just enough to get a website off the ground (or just knew who to ask for the answers) and then spent the balance of their time doing music or webcomics or long form prose.

I think the thing that's strangling the web now more than every isn't even "AI" or "bots" or "evil foreigners" so much as "sales and marketing people". They're fucking everywhere. Filling up my inbox. Spamming my invites list in every form of social media. Blowing up my phone. Grabbing every spare inch of screen space on every commercialized website.

If AI really was just a tool for artists and developers, I am convinced it would be an enjoyable addition to the Internet ecosystem. If the only bots were written by Slashdot and Stack Exchange forum flunkies, we'd have a plethora of useful little scripts and automated tools.

But because everything has to be marketing, and the shit that's being marketed has to be as high margin as possible in order to capitalize on economies of scale, we are in an endless blizzard of shit I would never want and certainly never asked for.

Just a maelstrom of trash bombarding everyone who isn't in a cubby hole like Lemmy.

it will maintain a steady state until the vast majority is living on unemployment benefits, at which point the unemployment system will collapse because the money will run out for it, and either we’ll go into a massive depression, which will set us back 50 years or more, or the entire system will collapse and either we will die off from all the pollution and destruction to the planet,

That last bit feels more likely than not, given the degree to which we're churning up every acre of undeveloped real estate. We're arguably already past the point of collapse.

But the idea that this will cause unemployment really hinges on the theory that AI can be cheaper and more ubiquitous than human labor. I've seen no evidence to support this.

On the contrary, AI is phenomenally expensive and inefficient. It's a luxury (of sorts) that we're subsidizing with longer working hours and a lower standard of living.

Modern AI is just another form of massive waste creation. When the bottom falls out of the market, it's going to have to be one of the first things on the chopping block precisely because it is so resource intensive despite yielding so little

I suspect we'll create a bunch of revisionist fantasies about how great 21st century AI was, a century from now when we've forgotten what it looks like. But in the meantime it's not going to render us unemployed. It is going to bloat the economy with busy work jobs. Both on the front end fixing all the fuck ups that unmanaged automation creates and on the back end, as we scramble to clean up the mess it leaves behind.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There were plenty of bots, especially on IRC.

The difference is, those bots were useful. They'd send you MP3s, or Warez, or respond to prompts, or just hold down your channel in your absence. Until it got K-lined.

Those bots were good folk. They don't speak until spoken to.

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[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you dont miss old roblox, you miss having fun , a Roblox YouTuber

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 44 points 1 month ago

We live in an internet.

[–] Goun@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anyone has one of those lists? Can we move these memes to peertube or something?

[–] LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (8 children)

The ancient legendary YT meme that Anon has as his profile pic is Leek Spin by Xyliex, created 18 years ago! I think it also popularized the Levan Polka as a meme song staple long before it's revival with Bilal the street drummer/cat vibing video.

And luckily it's already on archive.org so we've got one down!

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when it was written.

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[–] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It’s the Ievan Polkka, “Ieva’s polka” where Ieva is a Finnish/Baltic variation of the name Eva.

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[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Profile pic, good one.

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[–] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Bassboost and deepfrying are already outdated and old memes by now

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 31 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I feel the same about the early (home) internet (years 1994-1999). Adverts if they even existed on a page were just a few lame gifs on a page. IRC and usenet were the "social media" of the time, except no-one called it that. Almost everyone online was as much of a geek as you (except AOL users), because the hoops to get online were significant enough to keep most normal people away. Businesses were convinced it was a fad, so didn't get too involved.

It was basically universities, students and a handful of modem owners that could get a TCP/IP stack to work and write a login script (ppp was quite rare in the beginning).

Rose-tinted glasses? Maybe, but there's a lot not to like about the modern internet.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Stop, you're making me cry.

I set up one of the first Echomail and Fidonet nodes in my country and was pretty active in the days the internet started. It was such a community effort, and seeing people start to grab hold and use it was a complete rush. To see what it turned into is utterly heartbreaking, but I guess it was predictable.

I see everyone talk about how we need to drive Linux adoption, and I get scared as fuck about what that would mean to Linux in 20 years. I don't want to see that community vaporize the same way.

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Bill pay. Maps. Wikipedia. Every Song Ever. Every Movie Ever. Every re-run ever. Almost all the games. Communication about weird hobbies with people across the globe. Email your favorite author or artist directly. Free e-books from 5000BC to 1935 AD. Online tickets for travel. Online shopping. Podcasting. Online music collaboration.

Postal mail still a thing.

There is a lot to like about the contemporary internet. Perhaps people are less grateful now.

[–] Muffi@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"every re-run ever" - except when streaming platforms decide to delete stuff forever arbitrarily, because they give zero shits about preservation.

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

That's what piracy is for

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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 31 points 1 month ago

There is still lots of creative content but because of the sheer amount of people using the internet good content is drowned out by low effort engagement bait.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 month ago

There's plenty of new good stuff on youtube still. Just a lot more junk as well

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 28 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I can't believe thanks to the internet undergoing enshittification I'm actually nostalgic for a time when it was casually racist, because that's somehow better then this "Watching the words that we say, big brother corponet is listening." bullshit

[–] DillyDaily@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Somehow the bigotry of the old not-for-profit internet felt less harmful than the current model where corporatations fund bots to fuck everyone in the mental health for a grab at our empty wallets.

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[–] Curiousfur@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Internet didn't so much get less racist as it simply got sanitized because they realized that they weren't extracting maximum dollar from non-white users. The hate simply got pushed further down into the dank miserable depths to fester while the rest of us get to pretend that racism isn't still a massive problem because black people are a marketing demographic now...

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[–] sturlabragason@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We can make it anew! I feel like Activitypub and federation has given us the tools to revive the old internet, made by our own hands.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I'm working on a decentralised sharing protocol, so that anyone can have their own website, I just have to find some people interested in testing it out 😊

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[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The internet is now just a bunch of segregated echo chambers.

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[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I feel like there's some amount of nostalgia filter here.

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[–] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know that flash animation alone was a HUGE part of the old internet. At least there is an archive for some of them called “flashpoint”.

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[–] Voltage@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Great now I have leekspin/levan polka stuck in my head. Thanks OP

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's not the realization of the years that have passed that makes you old. It's the belief that the things that you loved when you were younger are somehow better than what exists now that makes you old.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Don't pretend that enshittifiation isn't real.

[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Enshittification of services is real, but the linked greentext complains about something cultural: that internet humor isn't as funny as it was in 2011.

Which I'd say is a matter of taste, and probably wrong. There are still new greentexts being written that make me laugh. Plenty of tweets/toots/other microblog posts still make me laugh out loud. There are video memes that are pretty funny, and that format wasn't really feasible until Vine in 2012, and more recently has been made more accessible through simpler editing apps for splicing videos.

For mainstream culture, there's still great standup comedy out there, good TV comedies, podcasts, etc.

Yes, I love the old stuff. But I like the new stuff, too.

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[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's real, it's just not exclusive to the internet. Anything capitalism touches becomes in enshittified eventually.

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[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Yeah, if used to be people made a comfortable living and if they had the time, shit posted on YouTube. Now to have time to make YT content you have to try to make a profit from it.

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