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[–] superkret@feddit.org 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

My cat's not very useful, but he's heckin' cute.

[–] Today@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Today@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Oops. Tied for first!

[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The tap, it generates water out of the void

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[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago

Me. I’m competent as fuck.

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] mortalic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

These guys bidet

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I, too, choose this guy's bidet.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[–] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

Probably the walls. Without them, the ceiling would collapse and everything in the room would be useless.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

My glasses, my eyes are completely fucked so I really can't do anything without them.

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[–] Tazerface@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My phone. A Pixel 6a with GrapheneOS.

I actually use my tablet with a logitech keyboard and trackball more but the phone can do things the tablet can't.

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[–] 211@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

Standing on the bus stop, so, uh the road? But that wouldn't be useful without the buildings and all the activities in them that bring people here. Or since the room could be considered the general "outdoors", oxygen, or stuff like that.

Also now I'm in the bus, so the driver.

Gonna go with the floor. It really ties the whole room together.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 6 points 1 month ago

Definitely not me.

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Myself. none of the other things would do anything without me.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The chances of the most useful thing in the room being my phone is pretty high no matter what room I am in, since my phone is usually in my pocket and also modern phones are one of the most useful tools in existence.

[–] Asphalt@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

My laptop & phone

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Depends on purpose. We’re complex creatures. Sometimes we need food. Sometimes we need to stay warm. sometimes we need to battle the dark thoughts in our head.

[–] DarkShaggy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] Drusas@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

Antibiotics.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] lemmyseikai@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

I'm out in a gazebo with nothing around me, so probably the sleeveless argyle sweater which is doing a better job keeping me warm than my blouse/skirt.

[–] Corno@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My computer. It was the most expensive one in the store when I bought it, and besides a not so great wi-fi adapter and ageing HDD's, this computer's been amazing for gaming sessions! The only physical console I've touched in years has been the Nintendo Switch due to the exclusives.

[–] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Emulators exist... ...oh wait... FUCK NINTENDO

I love their exclusive titles, but their hardware, and the way they deal with emulator developers make me want to throw up

[–] ADandHD@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I would argue the plumbing system beneath and behind you is more useful.

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[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Probably the ladder with 6 rungs, about 2m long.

[–] MelodiousFunk 3 points 1 month ago

Myself. Which I see as a sign that I need better stuff. I am a low bar.

[–] deltreed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] joelectron@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'm rocking in a hammock in my backyard, while the portal solar panel I got for camping charges my bike battery. The sun is definitely the most useful thing right now, giving me next week's commute!

[–] Nemo 3 points 1 month ago

I'm cleaning my basement, so I'm surrounded by tools, warm winter clothes and blankets, and bicycles.

But probably the smartphone in my hand.

[–] blackstrat@lemmy.fwgx.uk 2 points 1 month ago

Depends what you want to do.

Want to sit? The chairs. Want to see? The lights. Want to not fall under the building? The floor. Want to get out? The door. Want to swim? The pool. Want to get out of the pool? The ladder. Want to get changed? The changing room. Want to warm the room? The heater.

[–] Today@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm in my car so, probably my car.

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you’re in the car, does the car really count as inside itself?

[–] Today@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

🤷 I guess everything that's inside the outside is inside.

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[–] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

My 3d printer.

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

Uhhhh. Probably the fridge. Maybe the microwave/oven combi, but the microwave no longer works so it's a bit less useful. If you purely look at the basics of survival then those would probably do it. Maybe the heaters, because surviving in a cold room is also pretty shit.

You could also argue that the smartphone I'm typing this on or the laptop are the most useful. It really comes down to semantics of "useful".

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I'm in the kitchen with my teenage daughter, so maybe the fridge?..

[–] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Why do you keep posting the same question in different communities?

[–] buzz86us@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

These little USB light bulb things.. They were like a nickel each and I use them with my power banks and when I just need a light

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

me.

nobody else in here. and there aren't any other tools around.

(self-burn. the rarest of burns)

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