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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 110 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're already on thin ice posting this meme encouraging immorality.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 40 points 1 month ago (4 children)

you think just posting on the fediverse hasn't already got you on the list?

[–] Zangoose@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Didn't it get revealed that anyone who used a certain Linux forum got automatically added to an FBI surveillance list? Everyone here is definitely already on a list lol

Edit: it was the NSA, not the FBI: https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2014/07/the-nsa-thinks-linux-journal-is-an-extremist-forum/

Edit 2: for clarity, that article is from 2014 so it isn't exactly recent but if they were doing it in 2014 they probably still do something similar now.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Wow, really strong "only terrorists use encryption" vibes.

[–] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The great thing is, if everyone's on the list, no one is!

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

A lot gets you on that list. Practically the entire country is on that list

What was that one story about the wow server infiltrated by agents who ended up surveiling each other? That's real right? I can't tell anymore

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 9 points 1 month ago

Even visiting without an account is probably enough - whoopsie, I committed a tewworism.

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[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 month ago

How dare you use something you don't own in way you haven't been given permission to. Shame on you.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (5 children)

If Nintendo ever gets this kind of power I'm gonna have around a million death sentences.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a me a mandatory death sentence

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This comment might actually get a DMCA

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

"I decide-a what's-a fair use! Woo-hoo!"

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Does requesting a design get printed on a garment still get it stolen? Could we sick Nintendo on them?

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nintendo gonna bring execution of nine relations back into style.

[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 4 points 1 month ago

Joke's on them, I don't like my family!

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

The trick is to always get an even number of death sentences as every second execution will revert the effect of the previous.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

So? In the future we will have AI powered snipers with cleaning robots to remove waste

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You better watch yourself. I've got the death sentence from 7 rights holders.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'll be careful.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"You wouldn't lend a baby."

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago

The babies yearn for the mines

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That one Republican running for the U.S. House (I think) borrowed a whole family for his political pictures.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

Which is ok, the political class is immoral and stands above the law

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No but I'd cut one in half and give it to two different women

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only if you're not sure who's the mother, otherwise it's illegal

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

This season of Maury is gonna be lit

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This reminded me that you can type "do a barrel roll" into Google. Works on mobile too.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, you can type it anywhere. Whether it does something or not is a different issue.

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

🙂~🙃~🙂

[–] yikerman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Press Z or R twice

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How did this remind you of that?

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Starfox is the game that had the 'do a barrel roll' saying on the tutorial level. Google made the Easter egg in their search engine, one of many Easter eggs.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 month ago

Ahh I didn't know that's what it's from!

That's cool, thanks!

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Try zerg rush

[–] Miphera@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

GameCube Star Fox gives this a 50% chance of it being Star Fox Adventures, making you a great friend 😎

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Spreading the furry gospel, as it were. Great friend indeed, lol

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I bought a used copy of Adventures during COVID lockdown to show my wife

[–] yikerman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

So how did your wife think about the fact that you were a furry?

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Serves you right, you filthy criminal!

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stop right there, criminal scum!

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

User is not in sudoers file. This incident will be reported

[–] Awesomo85@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ugh. I wish I didn't have this overwhelming nostalgia that makes me want to play every LOZ game ever. It's the only franchise that keeps me crawling back to the Nintethedone Clinic.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

Buy the game secondhand, then resell it when you’re done. Boom, net neutral supply and 0 additional profit for Nintendo. But avoid copying the contents of that chip. That would be wrong.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 7 points 1 month ago

Must be a good friend GameCube shit is expensive

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

You wouldn't eat a tangerine 🍊! Screw that! Let's eat 🍋 lemons and Orange 🍊!

[–] Suavevillain@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nintendo not making an animated Star Fox series makes me sad.

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