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[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 179 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Sadly the account is already suspended.

I thought Twitter was all about freeze peach.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 75 points 1 month ago

Not only that but I thought comedy was explicitly ok as well! It's so confusing, you have to ban so many accounts before you get free speech apparently.

[–] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago

🥶🍑!
But no, that peach has been thoroughly thawed.

[–] mynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

And about impregnating Taylor

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Eh wasn't this one like over a year ago?

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh you're right. I saw the 9/11 and missed the year, 2022.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

I also failed to look at the year, I went by the fact that I'd seen it long ago lol

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 120 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Verified, so that’s clearly him. Ask him why his dad was in Dallas when JFK was shot.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Its true. He claims he was "somewhere in Texas" during the assassination. Its one of those events where everybody remembers where they were when they heard the news, but he does not.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait, they’re saying George HW Bush was involved in JFKs assassination now?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Its one of the dangling threads from around that time. Likely the truth is fully lost to history

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was told by a highly trustworthy source that it was, in fact, Ted Cruz's dad.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 12 points 1 month ago

Yes, it was.

BUT THERE'S A TWIST

[–] cmrn@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago

The first bit of pay to win verification and impersonation was the most hilarious part of Elon’s Twitter.

Deleted my account after that.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

More like gaming the system!!!

airhorns OOOOOHHHHH!!!!!

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We should listen to George W Bushs

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He finally threw his shoe into the ring.

[–] Rin@lemm.ee 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago
[–] 96VXb9ktTjFnRi@feddit.nl 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)

"The decision of one man, to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean, of Ukraine. Iraq too. Anyway...[I'm] 75." – George W. Bush

Source: Wikipedia page on "Bushism"

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

He definitely didn't say "Iraq too". I've heard the clip and seen the video. He said something like "heh, Iraq..." And continues on. As much as people want to make this slip up into some full blown admission of guilt it's simply not what happened. The most I'm willing to accept is that it was a Freudian slip.

Edit: After re listening to the clip, I can see why people say he says "Iraq too," it's not as clear cut as I remember. Given the way he jokes about his age afterwards I wouldn't see it as a confession though, worst case just a joke in poor taste about a slip of the tongue.

[–] 96VXb9ktTjFnRi@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago

Ah, yeah that does make a big difference, and it also makes a lot more sense.

[–] 96VXb9ktTjFnRi@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago

And here's another beauty

"That's what I mean. There— it's— you know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." – George W. Bush

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

You can't get fooled again.

[–] Nobilmantis@feddit.it 3 points 1 month ago

Thanks for this pearl

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

I guess this is one thing social media is good for: exposing narcissists to the public as what they are.