modifier

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[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 34 points 3 days ago

May you consistently find yourself stuck behind slow walkers that always seem to weave in the direction you're trying to overtake them from

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

Dude don't forget incense. Vibe is all important for self care and doubly so with drugs.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

Congratulations. That is not easy to do!

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I just wrapped up a delightful trip with my bride of 20 something years and got a job offer for a different position in my company during the trip.

It was a practically perfect trip, but I'm also very excited to go home because I have 4 more days of vacation left and I can't wait go be reunited with my cats, and relax around the house for a few days.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You think way way way too much of voters if you think Gaza lost her the election. Pardon me if I'm completely misconstruing your comment.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Are you implying that he is going to try to lay The Mack on that Christmas tree?

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I thought everyone knew you couldn't fall in love until you had collapsed in lust, or at least stumbled in physical attraction.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

If Lemmy is social media, then Lemmy is my only social media app. I have Mastadon installed but I never use it.

I think it has been a decade since I used Facebook or Twitter and I never tried any of the later generation of networks like Snap or TikTok.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 24 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Correct. I think the entire premise that an American would question this idea is an indication that the meme was made by somebody from a country with one of these pins in it.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not defending this mindset. I am myself an American making this observation with a sense of shame and mild horror.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 38 points 6 days ago (8 children)

Call me insensitive, but as someone who experienced 9/11 as an adult, being able to enjoy actual funny jokes that reference the attack is kind of refreshing, especially jokes created by the generation born after it happened.

I have nothing concrete to base this on, but my observation is this:

  • A 9/11 joke written by someone who lived through it is more likely to be about 9/11

  • a 9/11 joke written by someone born after it happened is more likely to use 9/11 to punctuate a joke about something else

Either way, I find the latter group funnier.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Agreed.

But also, ive been noticing that that isn't going so great lately.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

No GIMP.

Pronounced "Jimp"

 

In my view the only thing wrong with this video is that it doesn't have 400 million views, so I like to repost it every so often.

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