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And not a monkey’s paw moment.

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[–] mr_account@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Immortality

Immortality seems like a good idea, but there's going to be a LONG time from when the last living thing dies out to the heat death of the universe where you'll finally join non-existance. EONs of nothing to do likely floating in a vacuum or being trapped on all sides by rock/debris. No thanks.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“Longer than you think, Dad!”

[–] bazus1@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Be careful how you jaunt.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Don’t know if that would work as the payment is your life. You wouldn’t be around to receive it. Interesting thought experiment

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This could be a new method of becoming a lich.

[–] androogee@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Lich, I said what I said
I'd rather be immortal than dead

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

Workaround: wish to be reincarnated as an immortal.

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[–] stinerman@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

/mind blown

[–] geography082@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

How can you be immortal if you are already dead . In any case, you will become a zombie. Sounds familiar …

[–] Today@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Free quality healthcare worldwide. If i take two people with me, can i also have a cure for Alzheimer's/dementia and affordable food that meets minimum daily requirements.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Headlines a short time later...

"GOP Proposes Banning Sacrificial Death Miracles"

AP News - Decrying the seemingly miraculous events of last week as "blatant socialism" and, rather ironically, "part of the woke agenda", house Republicans have introduced a bill that would make sacrificing ones life altruistically a felony. When asked how they planned to prosecute the rotting corpse of the accused were the bill to pass, House Speaker Mike Johnson acknowledged the steep uphill battle, stating, "we will leave no gravestone unturned when it comes preventing ordinary Americans from having God-like benevolence and generosity forced upon them against their will."

[–] Today@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

How can i upvote this more than once?

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Healthcare was my initial thought too. Especially in the US it’s used way too much as a bargaining chip/greed center. Yeah I’ll just stop living.

[–] Jf2540@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'd volunteer just for those other 2 things.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's really a shame that we have a state in my country named Ohio, but not one named Obyeo. So that would be my wish. For my country to have an Obyeo.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ohio: everyone leaves

Obyeo: everyone stays

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Ohio: fly over Obyeo: tunnel under

[–] emax_gomax@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

For the world to be truly united into a democratic representative utopia. A world without war, without famine, without global warming. At the heart of all issues is, despite the fact we're all so close to each other, that we operate and behave in our own self interests or to the detriment of each other. I'd wish for all borders to be opened. Everyone to be given a unquestionable bare minimum set of human rights across the globe. Removal of diplomatic immunity and forced standardisation of laws with the goal of levelling the living standards of all people. Etc. World peace but with a foundation to keep it going I think.

[–] Corno@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

Yes, for a peaceful world free of war, famine, and disease.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

That altruism becomes the most potent force on the planet.

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Can I wait until I'm 100 years old?

While it's a shame to waste a powerful wish I quite enjoy being alive.

[–] savvywolf@pawb.social 9 points 1 month ago

That people were magically able to understand, sympathise and accept other people's lives and lived experiences. A world where everyone was accepted as who they are, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago

I’d wish for all present and future humans to have much greater empathy. I think a lack of empathy is at the root of most major problems. I would happily die to fix that.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyone from this point forward gets to live a life at least as comfortable mine is now and humanty makes it to spread across the stars

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[–] sxan@midwest.social 7 points 1 month ago

The power to choose, just before dying, to come back to life as a healthy 30 y/o.

But you probably meant only selfless acts allowed, hence the "sacrifice" verbiage. In that case, instantaneous worldwide post-scarcity society. That'd address most of the world's ills, eventually. Being ultra-rich means nothing in post-scarcity; not needing Middle-East oil and African mineral resources would eliminate most international meddling in those locations. While it wouldn't immediately address climate change or cure all diseases, it'd mean enough food and energy for everyone, and it'd give us the means to accomplish these.

If so many of us weren't spending all our time working just to feed, clothe, and house ourselves, we could accomplish much as a species.

[–] androogee@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago

Well now my wish is redundant, so... I dunno, a nice meal first?

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That humanity never existed and will never exist.

Zuckerberg lookin around like…. Where the fuck did everyone go?!?!

[–] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ahh, but then your wish would never happen, because you wouldn't be around to wish it in the first place.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago
[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And not a monkey’s paw moment.

Btw this would be a good monkey's paw question
!monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

Ghosts are now real and have all the powers they have in all movies, books, games etc. made about them

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wish to not sacrifice my life and still be granted my wish.

[–] Pixel@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That is the wish, and has the same outcome as if you didn't get a wish

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[–] stinerman@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Universal healthcare in the United States.

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just the United States? Why would you limit it like that?

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

Sorry I assume everyone else has it.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Complete inversion of entropy

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Me from roughly 5 years ago gets his dreams fulfilled

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

I'd wish for humanity to transcend our physical form and live in a virtual world as gods.

[–] geography082@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A meteorite to reset it all

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

OK Majora/Jenova settle down

[–] geography082@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

It’s my wish

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To be reincarnated as me with mutant healing ability and 17 Billion tax-free dollars in the bank.

[–] Pixel@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Oh heavens no. I’m simply describing the state in which I wish to be reincarnated. It’s just thoroughness.

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[–] Pixel@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your wish is your own death, now you know. Self fulfilling.

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

A most ironic end to an emotionally numb life.

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