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NoSafetySmokingFirst

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Welcome to NoSafetySmokingFirst!

For images where the text reads correctly left to right, but visual cues (like colouration, vertical proximity, or horizontal separation) lead you to try to read it top to bottom.

This is similar to, but distinct from, the more widely known “DontDeadOpenInside” format. In that case, the text reads correctly top to bottom, but visual cues (like colouration, horizontal proximity, or vertical separation) lead you to try to read it left to right.

The post that started it all:

NO | SMOKING
SAFETY | FIRST

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[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What's up with the message to start with? How is he making the world better by investing in crypto

[–] mods_mum@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He and his other cronies declared their plan was to accumulate a tonne of money and give it all away to charities. They called it effective altruism which we now know was total BS

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

"Well, I get to be a huge fucking asshole all I want, because if I, at some point in the future, spend all my money building the AI supergod it will save all of potential humanity, doing more good than anything ever before!"

"But, can't you do that AND feed hungry babies?"

"No, the AI supergod requires a second golden airplane!"

[–] int_not_found@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

Imagine you have a simplified understanding of our financial system. Not necessarily wrong, but you are more on the "Money can be exchanged for goods & services"-level of understanding, then to a true finance expert, like an economist or market analyst for example.

You read into our financial system a little bit more and you discover that there are some real issues with it. People are making money off of it, but are not really contributing to society. But you are not quite there yet to understand that the reason for these flaws are complex & multilayered.

You discover crypto & the promise of a currency free of these backroom figures that syphon off money. A promise of redistribution to the common man.

Now mix in a little bit of narcissistic tendencies. YOU ARE A COMMON MAN. The big redistribution hasn't happened yet, you can be Robin Hood destroying these man in black suits (& take a relatively minor part for yourself). You will be rich and the good guy.

At the end of the day this is an ad. Ads don't have to be true. They have to invoke the right feelings in there target audience. And the target audience here is people with mediocre understanding of the financial world, with a few narcissistic tendencies.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Because that sounds like what you want to hear, and if I say it, you will give me your money.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

When you need a fork to drink your aged milk.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

I'm in on asbestos because it's so good for your lungs

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh yes you can make money using crypto! That's why we're spending money on ads for it instead of keeping it to ourselves.

[–] julietOscarEcho@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

Exchanges exist and advertise their services in every asset class. Do you think the whole financial system is a sham? If so I have some decentralised fungible tokens you might like.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Make the global for crypto i want to

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The two formats are similar, but distinct. I've added an explanation to the introductory post and pinned it.

TL;DR: In a NoSafetySmokingFirst, the text reads correctly left to right, but visual cues lead you to read it top to bottom. In a DontDeadOpenInside, the text reads correctly top to bottom, but visual cues lead you to read it left to right.

There are is a separate Lemmy community for !dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz, but the current mods are a bit lax with the types of allowed posts :)

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for explaining. I'd like to take the opportunity to say a massive thank you for moderating the community. You are a hero of the internet.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

massive thank you for moderating the community

You're welcome! Glad people enjoy it.

You are a hero of the internet

I think that's a bit much :)

I'm just a normal person who spends their free time in questionable ways. I think the real heroes are the instance admins and the software devs.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Nope. Hard disagree. Hero, and I won't accept otherwise. Normal, maybe, but also hero. Thank you.