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[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I do not understand how men could have trouble finding the clitoris. It's right the fuck there! I dive straight for it and I ain't letting go.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah! Bite down and give it a good shake!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I once was with a girl who literally requested that. She kept saying harder until I had to stop and say "if I go any harder, I'm going to be literally eating your pussy."

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

“What have you been doing down there if not eating this pussy?!”

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

reminds me of that scene in american psycho where pat bateman literally eats pussy

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, this is a thing I’ve only seen in the past few years. I think, over time, what used to be “men can’t find the G spot” turned into “men can’t find the clit,” and I genuinely believe this just came from a misunderstanding about them being different parts.

It’s like how “literally” turned into meaning “figuratively”

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 4 points 2 months ago

Ironically showing that some people definitely can't find the G spot

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I durring a family game of cards against humanity I along with several other people discovered that my uncle didn't know what a clitoris was. After a brief discussion it became clear that he knew what and where it was, he had just never heard the word clitoris.

I'm willing to bet that a lot of people just dont know the terminology. If you asked them what the epididymus was I'm sure you'd get the same reaction. People, especially older people, are just very poorly educated on genital anatomy.

As far as guys who ignore the clit durring sex, I'm 99% sure that's just because they don't want to put any effort into their parteners pleasure and "not finding the clit" is an easy excuse. Like, "Sorry lady, I can't make you cum, but it's not my fault that vaginas are weird and confusing for my aerodynamic brain."

[–] portuga@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nononono. You can’t dive straight there, you see for women it ends there, not starts there, are you a caveman?

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] Blackout@fedia.io 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We are going to need an elf, a wizard, 1 man child, 3 hobbits and my ax. We shall call it the fellowship of the clit!

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I will take the ring to Mt. Womb....though I do not know the way.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I will help you bear this burden

[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Fellowship of dongReddit expatriates

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

That's the cervix.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's judging because this is Boomer af.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think the only saving grace is that it's a self own?

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

That's fair.

[–] potat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Last time I visited Iceland I missed going to the national penis museum and I still think about what I missed to this day

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You still think about penises?

^(same)^

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have never visited Iceland, but three of my names are carved into a monument in Reykjavik

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

o7 Fly Safe. Fly cloaked.

[–] tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago

"Can't find the clitoris" is kind of a boomer joke tbh.

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are there really people who don't know where the clitoris is, or is that just a meme?

[–] portuga@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

It’s deep in the throat, right? Jokes aside, if you don’t know by now you’re never finding out (hint: it’s not in the throat)

[–] Nightweb@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 1 points 2 months ago

Domnului, huh?

[–] merari42@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I Romania you have to go pretty far north to find it and it's tiny.

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Is it not a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt for so small a thing? So small a thing! And I have seen it only for an instant in the house of Elrond! Could I not have a sight of it again?"

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 2 months ago

North end of the museum. Just look for the little man in a canoe.

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This store is dark and smells bad, are you sure?

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Next door in the other direction

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Find me in the G spot section"

"I will miss you forever"

[–] portuga@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Inside, towards the front. There’s a little button there. Tell me if you need GPS coordinates

[–] zante@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

all together now boys “where’s that?”

Fucking hell. I wasn’t born with much but I was born with the gift of humour and I’m not gonna waste this like he di.

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure that's the joke he was making

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It 100% is the joke being made in the past.

[–] zante@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] hex@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

In this case the "Oh no" implies he won't be able to find it

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Lost and gone forever