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[–] snooggums@midwest.social 59 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sorry for the late response.

[–] FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sorry for the late response.

[–] Hudomi@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sorry for the late response.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Soy for the latter resource.

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Soy for the latte.

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Blood for the Blood God

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Do you hold a stronghold filled with short people ?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I got tenure, fuckers!

[–] kureta@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Congratulations Professor Satan's Maggoty Cum Fart!

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I got tenure despite having less seniority than you MaggotyCumfart!

[–] skittle07crusher@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I am -not- in academia (so I can’t upvote), but this makes me somehow feel kinda better about myself.

Please tell me that, idk, “thoughtful” people need more time to review things (carefully), or something, and that explains this fault... Right? Hello? Is this thing on?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's not the email, just the constant existential crisis.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And ADHD

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 10 points 2 months ago

Normal people do not do phds, for better or for worse.

[–] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

And CPD: Chronic Procrastination Disorder

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds a lot like corporate middle management tbf.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

… you get tenure?

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

No you exchange those emails until you get medicated.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I teach at college and work in research at university, that's how I spot witch students will end up working with us.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Sorry, we can't offer you the job. You reply to your emails too quickly"

[–] seapat@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

"Sorry, for the late response. Unfortunately, we can't offer you the job. You reply to your emails too quickly"

FTFY

[–] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

How do you spot the wizard students?

[–] nucleative@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Thanks for your patience while I researched the details.

Yes, I'm free for a lunch meeting last Friday. See you then.

[–] Clent@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Sorry for the late response.