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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.

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[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago

Not really.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm not interested in feeding your fetishes.

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

hey fuck you. I'm high, and the question popped into my head.

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

More like pooped into your head.

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

yes, thank you, it did in fact poop into my head

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Had some antibiotics mess with my gut flora and lead to the creamy peanut butter. It's not that bad except that it creates urgency not unlike diarrhea. For gravel, you're gonna have to define "medium," but that tends to come from constipation, which can lead to hemorrhoid issues in addition to general discomfort. On the whole, I guess the peanut butter, but it's a close one.

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

thank you for taking this seriously. for medium, I would say, like an oblong golf ball.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Okay, in the absence of good holistic data on which to base my judgment, I'll go with my gut.

LOL, that pun was unintended when it popped into my head, but I could have changed it and yet I choose not to.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Eh, I'm bored and curious

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Have had both. Gravel is cleaner

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

see, that's what I was thinking.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It depends on to whom I'm feeding it

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

your, or someone else's, septic tank. would your answer change if it were a municipal sewer?

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Eh, whatever. I want both. Gimme that crunchy peanut butter poo

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

this was a test, that was the correct answer. one of our agents will be contacting you shortly

[–] abominable_panda@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why you decided to ask this question whilst hypothetically in the shower, im not sure i want to know

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Hay man, when your stool is the consistency of creamy peanut butter toilet paper only does so much.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would rather you keep your shower thoughts to yourself in the future, TYVM.

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

imagine if we pooped little pellets like goats