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The floor is Java (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Careful where you step, there's shit on the floor!

[–] CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml -4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Are you a recruited? JavaScript is not Java.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

And horseshit is not dogshit.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

are you seriously so devoted to a programming language that you heard someone say java was shit and assumed they must be talking about javascript

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago

You currently owe Oracle $500MM in unpaid licensing fees for this floor.

[–] xep@fedia.io 21 points 2 months ago

Oh, shit. Step on it! Quick!

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

"Will horrors never cease?!"

[–] carbonari_sandwich@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Imagine trying to find shoes that don't look like clown shoes when your toes are that spread.

[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

He built like a kingdom hearts character

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wear a men's 14. That's bad enough.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My brother in ~~arms~~ feet.

The struggle is real.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Skate shoes should work. They almost always have a large toe box.

[–] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

This person will never wear Adidas shoes.

[–] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 6 points 2 months ago

Which starship is this on?

[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

It's too early to be attacking me, Lemmy. My feet are burning from all that boilerplate.

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Great, it's reliable and enforces design patterns!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago

Assembly is inaccurate. You have to build a horse fibre by fibre. Theoretically, it would be the fastest horse ever if it could be actually built

[–] mox@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 months ago

Great, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns!

Upvoted because this is Programmer Humor. Thanks for the laugh, stranger!

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I'm very amused that (so far, on my client) you seem to have no up or downvotes, but an upvoted response. No programmer kink shaming, but no one else wants to be nice to Java either.