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[–] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 250 points 3 months ago (2 children)

42.10. Acceptable Use; Safety-Critical Systems. Your use of the Lumberyard Materials must comply with the AWS Acceptable Use Policy. The Lumberyard Materials are not intended for use with life-critical or safety-critical systems, such as use in operation of medical equipment, automated transportation systems, autonomous vehicles, aircraft or air traffic control, nuclear facilities, manned spacecraft, or military use in connection with live combat. However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 93 points 3 months ago

Big aperture science energy here.

[–] Deebster@lemmy.ml 88 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are they allowed to put jokes in legal documents like this? (I know it's gone now)

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 96 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Allowed to?

Yes.

Is it still legally binding should such joke events occur?

Also yes.

If I say "this company is not liable for any damages caused by sudden laser eyes (unless the laser is TRUE yellow)" well then, if someone suddenly develops yellow laser eyes using my product.... Guess who's on the hook for damages.

[–] androogee@midwest.social 5 points 3 months ago

MC Frontalot?

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 59 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Spent a while looking so you don't have to: it's gone now

[–] Smc87@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 3 months ago

Thanks, very helpful

[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 40 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Lumberyard is the name of the engine used to make New World, which has zombies

[–] McLoud@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

AWS is the Hydrox of cloud platforms.

[–] Chewget@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

The original chocolate cream cookie?