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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 54 points 3 months ago

Being french is a choice

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I want to learn Quebec French just to annoy everybody should I ever go France. Maybe throw in a few Arabic words, too, I heard that's very popular among the older generation.

im planning on learning Missouri French.

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'll never tolerate those baguette fuckers

[–] BastingChemina 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's usually the other way around, we don't fuck a baguette, we use our baguette to fuck.

[–] velvetThunder@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 months ago

The moment you ride your baguette you are a baguette fucker. When you are riding a baguette which has another ones dick in it, you are french now.

[–] Oestradiolo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

They just take your crops and pay you crap then expect you to be grateful.

Inherited Frenchphobia passed down through the generations. Trying to break the cycle but it’s hard.

[–] iiGxC 22 points 3 months ago
[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 21 points 3 months ago

If I ever go to Paris, I'm going to ask the locals for the Emily in Paris tour.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 months ago

They deserve it for having a gaul to be born French.

[–] MicrondeMMMMMMM@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

FRENCH 👏 RIGHTS 👏 ARE 👏 HUMAN 👏 RIGHTS 👏🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

FRENCH 👏 MEN 👏 ARE 👏 HOMME 👏🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

[–] phuntis@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

>french
>man

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 17 points 3 months ago

Original comic is about super straights this version is greatly improved