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[–] takeda@lemmy.world 104 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] nifty@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Like, I can drink out of this thimble deep

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

I think the only country that's legit happened to was Iraq,

Usually it's more about how traumatized the POWs captured by your country's soldiers were. Unbroken being the major cinematic example, and all the stories about Senator McCain refusing early release and being tortured for it and the guy who blinked reports of torture out in morse code while reading a hostage statement in Vietnam being the more "stuff of legends" examples.

American Sniper is the only one I've seen where it's about how some soldier who didn't experience anything above the typical background humm of war felt about the whole thing.

Probably because being a US military troop is the least dangerous it's ever been, so the major condition most troops will face isn't death or permanent injury, but instead PTSD from having faced combat or Survivor's guilt from having been suddenly shifted off the rare doomed mission or patrol that still claims casualties at the last second.

Most enlisted troops are just career workers in camo with a REALLY rigorous on the job fitness program. There's a reason the US is everyone's intel and logistics repository, and it's because for every dollar spent on actually fighting, ten get spent on building up so much intelligence that the deck is as stacked as it can be before the cards even come out of the box to be dealt.

Edit: get not grt

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 95 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (14 children)

I think the only country that’s legit happened to was Iraq,

M*A*S*H (Korea)

Jarhead (Iraq, but the first time)

Lone Survivor (Afghanistan)

The Men Who Stare at Goats (Guantanamo Bay Torture Facility in Cuba)

Letters from Iwo Jima (Pacific Theater - WW2)

Saving Private Ryan (European Theater - WW2)

Heartbreak Ridge (Grenada)

The Good Shepherd (Bay of Pigs Invasion, Cuba)

Full Metal Jacket (Vietnam)

Rambo (Vietnam)

Apocalypse Now (Vietnam)

We Were Soldiers (Vietnam)

Good Morning, Vietnam (Vietnam)

[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't think you've seen some of these movies if you think it has anything to do with how sad it made them.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

MASH is about saving war casualties and they make light of it all the while

Saving Priyate Ryan is a WW2 movie that happens whether or not Matt Damon is involved

Jarhead is an accurate portrayal of the Suck

Not sure what point OP is trying to make here

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

I don't know about the others, but MAS*H seems to be heavily anti-war. Hawkeye obviously has deep contempt for the war and generals, and the more pro-war characters are decipted as insufferable pieces of shit.

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[–] atro_city@fedia.io 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think the only country that's legit happened to was Iraq,

Vietnam?

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Vietnam movies were usually either about POW experiences or about the absolute pointlessness of it all, which doesn't really line up with "bombing your country and then making movies about how sad it made them"

I have literally never seen a depiction of Vietnam that was positive or shy of direct condemnation of how terrible it all was.

Seriously, even Forrest Gump's innocent portrayal of it still managed to underline in bold that it was all pointless, needless, and cruel beyond reason.

[–] turmacar@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I have literally never seen a depiction of Vietnam that was positive or shy of direct condemnation of how terrible it all was.

Seriously, even Forrest Gump’s innocent portrayal of it still managed to underline in bold that it was all pointless, needless, and cruel beyond reason.

Not sure what about any of that doesn't line up with "sad". None of those adjectives border on happy or nonchalant.

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[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How do you forget Vietnam...

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[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As others have said there’s a bunch more, but the one that really grinds my gears is The Covenant

We really spent 20 years telling these terps they and their families would be safe, then just fucking left and made a MOVIE about that shitty bullshit underhanded move?

Put every single goddamn joint chief in front of congress and ask why this is a fictional tale

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Honestly what gets me about evac failures and abandonments is the Berlin Airlift.

We had the logistics to mount a months long rescue operation that could get everyone fleeing out decades before these rushed withdrawals.

Everyone in Saigon and Kabul could have been gotten out, fuck we could have mounted a rolling evac bringing collaborators behind lines and transporting them in a trickle so that the last folks out are in a relatively empty air schedule. Expanding and contracting sphere, keep everyone who's in it willingly behind the line so long as they willingly continue to move with it.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

We go in get the resource then leave. Werner van Braun got a first class ticket to the US

Soldiers in the sandbox were playing COD on Xboxes in the hooch before going out to a real life version where people lived in bombed out huts, then promising if you work with us you’ll get a better life in America

The US military has many faults but logistics is not one. Every single terp and their cousin could be living in Milwaukee right now…but we fucking chose not to.

Pushing functional birds off a carrier deck to make room for people is the definition of Churchill’s quote. Americans will do the right thing after exhausting every other option.

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[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago

You better play dead homie, we make a lot of sequels

[–] moonburster@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Tbf a lot of movies in America are subsidized by the army. If a movie plays in America and has army vehicles in then, check for them in the credits

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Same with games like CoD. Fucking Activision has former CIA execs working for them. And how they use real events in the games and spin them around to make America look like the good guy.

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[–] UrbonMaximus@feddit.uk 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Technically correct, but your comment makes it sound like the military is actively commissioning movies, which is not the case. When Hollywood wants to make historical or war movies, they have few options:

  • Buy the equipment - one military ship or airplane can be more than the whole movie's budget.
  • Prop/CGI - may look bad and doesn't guaranty to be cheaper.
  • Get all the gear for free, loaned out from the military (including training and specialists) - but they get to edit and approve your script.

I wish there were more options for independent and critical movie makers.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The person you replied to said "subsidized", which implies what you just explained. The US military provides support to movies and TVs. However, it would be naive to think that the military still doesn't try to influence the production. It's been a long time since I have listened to it but there was a podcast mentioning "Zero Dark Thirty" having influence from the CIA; and the movie is about justifying torture to get results for "the greater good". This is in spite of the report commissioned during the Obama era that torture never yielded any significant results.

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[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago

On the other hand, it's the safest and the most relateable way to bring it to the table.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Originally a Frankie Boyle joke?

[–] Muscle_Meteor@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago

Yep, the wording here is slightly different (worse)

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[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago
[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 month ago

america drone-bombed a wedding, then a movie was made where that happened to muddy the waters

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (14 children)

As an American I don't think America would want to bomb my country to oblivion /s Edit: did not realize I need a /s so much

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

that's because they don't need to; you already have the congress and the supreme court for that.

[–] zaph@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Maybe not the whole country but we've taken out cities.

And entire neighborhoods, but it's totally okay because those were "poor" (aka majority black/Hispanic)

The cops investigated themselves, so we know it was a legitimate bombing and not some kind of hate crime disguised as excessive force.

Here's the ------> /s <------- since I know some people who unironically believe things like this.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Operation Rolling Thunder. Had some agent orange and napalm sprinkled on top too.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Uhhhh... you DO realize Republicans have been screeching about a new civil war for years, right?

There is a HUGE portion of this country that would ABSOLUTELY bomb their neighbors if they could get away with it. A civil war might not destroy everything, but that's only happening to the Palestinians. The US is too big to repeat that travesty.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

You realize America has bombed itself multiple times as well right?

[–] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

A lot of people believe that's what 9/11 was.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait til you find oil there 😋

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[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

That's what handguns and assault rifles are for!

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[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago

And you'll pay top dollar to watch it on opening weekend.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

and then they retire there.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The film Civil War is basically America capitalising on its own imminent self-destruction.

[–] daltotron@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

america, home of the crybully industrial complex

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