I'm so oblivious that I wouldn't even get to the step of overanalyzing the lyrics. I would have just thought "Oh they think I'd like this song? Let's check it out," and that's it.

I'm so oblivious that multiple times my partner tried to initiate sex by trying to make out and get handsy with me and I completely missed it. If it's not explicit "You. Me. Bed. Now," level direct then like 95% of the time I miss it.

One day my partner got so frustrated with my obliviousness that she asked me flat out if I was asexual or something. I had no idea what that was but turns out yes, yes I am.

Funniest thing to me though. When it's directed at me, then I'm totally oblivious. But if my partner sees an attractive woman out and about and starts visibly thirsting even a little I can tell immediately.

[–] 0laura@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago

autism moment

[–] OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is it really obliviousness if it's asexuality?

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

I mean asexual doesn't necessarily imply aromantic and vice versa. I don't really think you need your own desire to have sex with someone to be able to tell they're hitting on you right? A ton of lesbians regularly have to deal with men trying to get in their pants. I just take it one step further and don't really want to have sex with anybody on my own.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 61 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Blue hair girl uses Arch, BTW

[–] idk837384@thelemmy.club 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But UNIX at the same time? Blue hair girl dual-boots too

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Has an apple sticker too

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If she converted an apple laptop to Linux, that makes everything much better

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If I were using linux on an apple laptop, I would do my best to cover up the apple logo but that's just me.

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

I think there are stickers that let you kind of change the shape of the logo light, it would be a cool experience.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 58 points 3 months ago

As a straight person dating is already hard imagine if I also had to add an extra layer to that 💀. I would have absolutely zero chance.

[–] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 56 points 3 months ago

This is me every single time somebody has been into me. To be fair though, the one time I didn't over analyze and just went "Oh, I guess she likes me" it turned out she didn't, she just really liked romance songs.
So yeah, people are just gonna have to deal with having to be very forward about their intentions with me.

[–] lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I wish there was a wholesomeyuri community on Lemmy

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

!wholesomeyuri@reddthat.com

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 months ago

Crossposted it

[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

You could try this one. https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/c/yurimemes