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Monty Python - Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
Oooo, this one actually happened to me. Head on collision with a barrier at 80mph, fell asleep at the wheel after getting out of a 27 day stint in the ICU. Dare To Be Stupid by Weird Al was playing when i collided.
ICU: back so soon, did you miss us?
Like a Surgeon...
Are you okay?
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN! BADA BUM BUM! BADA BUM BUM BUM!
ITS THE AMERICAN DRAGON!!!
I Love It, by Icona Pop
"I crashed my car into the bridge, I watched, I let it burn I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs I crashed my car into the bridge I don't care, I love it I don't care"
A friend of mine had a partner who, after a rainstorm, crashed the friend's truck into a (side of a) bridge. At the time this song was peaking in popularity, and I felt bad for them but the friend thought it was hilarious, as we'd often sing that song when hanging out.
Nothing too bad, just embarrassment and a replacement bumper and such.
I can’t drive 55.
Jesus Take The Wheel
Ironic - Alanis Morissette
I knew this would be here!
Queen - Don't Stop Me Now
No joke, back in highschool I rear-ended someone waiting in line to get in the school parking lot. The song playing was I Can't Stop by Flux Pavillion.
♫ Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work on a smile and you go for a ride ♫
I hit a deer while listening to the band Deerhunter. Was a bit surreal.
Understanding in a Car Crash
Thursday!
The playlist:
Beer - Psychostick
100 in a 55 - Pop Evil
Oops!... I Did it Again - Britney Spears
Last kiss
Dave Matthew’s Band - Crash
Either frontal impact or speedy speed boy
Car Crash - Three Days Grace
Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne
Warm Leatherette.
I’ll see your Grace Jones and add “Pull Up to the Bumper”
Bad Habit - The Offspring
The Approaching Curve - Rise Against
For me thats a tossup between:
My Friend Dario - Vitalic
and
Pacific Coast Highway - Kavinsky
Too old to rock and roll, too young to die?
Oh yeah - Yello
The looks would be priceless
Something from the fast and the furious: Tokyo drift, soundtrack.
The Last Few Minutes
Me singing Pop Goes The Weasel to my kids. You know the timing.
I'm a Zeppelin fan so it's a toss up between Dazed and Confused or In My Time of Dying.
Anything from the US Consumer Product Safety Commission's album We're Safety Now Haven't We. https://youtu.be/gozH72CON5s
Andrew Jackson Jihad - The Michael Jordan of Drunk Driving
Ratcat - Car Crash. Time to reminisce.
Or, that ain’t bad
The last crash I got into, I was listening to Dear Agony by Breaking Benjamin