This so stupid and unexpectedly hilarious.
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2024
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KenM??
I get why Epstein was killed but why would anyone want McAfee dead?
He had a wild life, so who really knows. But there is a huge conspiracy theory around his death. QAnon is even involved. I don't personally give it any legitimacy, but it is a deep interesting rabbit hole. I can't find a source that I'm willing to actually link.
The issue is he posted a tweet about how the CIA was after him and then died very shortly after. He was such a wildcard that my personal conspiracy theory is that he made that announcement and faked his death just to stir shit up.
Also here's how to remove McAfee from your computer, by the man himself. https://youtu.be/bKgf5PaBzyg
No one should have to use xhamster.
They wouldn't. If anything his regular references to how he wouldn't kill himself by hanging is evidence of suicidal ideation.
Well obviously their computer still had viruses after buying the software
Be careful asking questions like that!!11
Bitter cetacean ex
What makes you think that Epstein was killed?
What makes you think he wasn't? His death was suspicious regardless.
Occam's Razor. There isn't any evidence that he was murdered, so it makes sense to consider it a suicide.
Have you read anything about this? Multiple suicide attempts, eventually on suicide watch and every time CCTV fails, footage even gets deleted from automatic backup. This shit wouldn't have made it into a movie, it's too unbelievable.
I think it's exactly what you would write into a movie to make it clear to anyone paying even half attention that he was definitely murdered. It's so unsubtle it makes me think it was almost a message - we can kill people this brazenly and it doesn't even get investigated. We are untouchable.
He was supposed to have a cellmate but didn't have one that night. Guards were supposed to check in on him constantly but didn't do it that night. The surveillance camera malfunctioned that night. He had broken bones in his neck that often break when you're strangulated and rarely when hanging yourself.
You're telling me that it's more likely for these 4 events to happen at the same time than for someone rich and powerful to just pay a couple of people to have him killed?
He had dirt on a lot of powerful people, and the circumstances around his death were extremely suspicious.
Took me a while to get the joke since I didn't read the username.
It took me until I read your post and went back up and read it again.
I'm not smart.
Still better than that Swarovsky Antivitus
Does McCafe have a poop hammock?
No, but they do have the next best thing.
A poop knife?
Poop straw
This took me a little too long to get. Maybe he should go dig up the corpse of the OG, he could probably help.
McVirús
I expected this comment to be from KenM
I'm sorry, sir, this is a Wendy's.
Correction, I buy your products there for my computer has virus
Say what you will about the antivirus software, the dude who it's named after had a wild fucking life.
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Does not compute
Neither does his computer after all those viruses