If World 1-1 has taught me anything, it's:
JUMP
ON
THE
GOOMBA
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Holy shit that is a Goomba. It's just one of those images that the longer you look...
I dunno... it looks like his shroom friend might shank you for that
When she asks "Can I have your name?", don't give it to her.
Yo, that Mushroom boy is holding a HUGE knife.
You know I was all down to be like “stay and see how it turns out”
But yeah now I see mushroom dude with a fckin bowie knife I’m like nope
He's the first boss in a fromsoft game.
stay
Bring some iron and don't eat or drink anything you're offered
We 𝓕𝓻𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓬
Assume I've been heavily drugged.
You mean more than usual?
so she's homeless?
Literally just admire it with my whole heart
ASK her if can move in
Frolick whimsically to the edge of the enchanted forest
Plowing her garden
vibe with all the creatures
Try the mushrooms
Joint the fae in my new natural habitat
Lay off the drugs
I've already explored the Haligtree. One more hour and I can follow her/him into the shadow realm.
Smoke a spliff
Live in the forest as I was always meant to.
Actually, I'm more of a savannah cat but I'll take this
"Damn, bitch. You live like this?"
go get my stuff and move in
Propose
Don't give her my name
I stay. Forever.
Ask for a thigh pillow and head touches
Cast enchant couch with BO.
that mushroom with the knife is gonna help you get rid of your extra kidney and lung
Smash
Oh, I didn't realize we were related. Put the kettle on and let's swap stories.
Does anyone know the source of the art? I love it! (Even moreso because the little mushroom friend has a huge knife for some reason.)
I zoomed in for the knife, and spotted the goomba.
I always wanted to be a witch in the woods. So I'm moving in, right?
implode.