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Where's all the bisexual people at? Happy Pride! (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[โ€“] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 52 points 3 months ago

Oh yeah, I'm definetly bi... Bi myself

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰

[โ€“] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 45 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The Bi-ble

[โ€“] Frog@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 months ago

Bible is short for Bi Able.

[โ€“] rockerface@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's how you know the word is derived from Greek

[โ€“] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure if this is a joke but bible is from the Greek word for books. So yes, it comes from Greek but has nothing to do with the prefix bi-

[โ€“] jimmux@programming.dev 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes but the word for books comes from bisexuality, because reading is gay.

[โ€“] friek@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

I don't know why this made me laugh so much. Thank you.

[โ€“] gex@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The same argument applies for polyamory

It's Adam AND Eve

not Adam XOR Eve

[โ€“] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Adam and/or Eve

[โ€“] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Being gay or queer is a SIN and an AFFRONT TO GOD

Which is why Iโ€™m proud to be both ๐Ÿ’œ

[โ€“] return2ozma@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I saw this shirt at Pride and you'd love it...

[โ€“] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

PLEASE post this to !shirtsthatgohard

[โ€“] xavier666@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not sure if pro or anti-LGBTQ

[โ€“] terminally_offline@infosec.pub 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

SJW spotted. Getting offended from a pro-lgbt shirt checked off the bingo card.

[โ€“] xavier666@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago

Wrong!

[โ€“] xilona@lemmy.ml -2 points 3 months ago

Best place to vomit!

[โ€“] Snowclone@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

If he has an eternal suffering pit, is he really any good? We'd put people in jail for shit like that.

[โ€“] rockerface@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Happy Pride, fellow bi!

[โ€“] return2ozma@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm gay but still thought the meme was funny. Happy Pride!

[โ€“] Frog@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If Eve came from Adam's rib, then she should've been male too since Adam reproduced asexually.

But due to a mutation, Eve received a genetic trait called the X-gene.

This is why all women are X-men.

[โ€“] Zehzin@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

God took two ribs, one replicated the X chromossome, the other the Y.

There is an extremely manly son of Adam somewhere, and they're afraid to let everyone know

[โ€“] chooglers@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

they say his name is Chad

[โ€“] Zehzin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

It's Steve

[โ€“] rockerface@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's okay, you're already halfway there!

[โ€“] odium@programming.dev 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Most ppl are halfway there.

[โ€“] rockerface@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

That's why I'm always optimistic!

[โ€“] Sixth0795@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

Straight but found it funny

Happy prise month hommies

[โ€“] anachronist@midwest.social 6 points 3 months ago

Ok but why a raccoon?

[โ€“] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Pansexuals, represent!

[โ€“] hswolf@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

This joke is awesome in Portuguese.

Adan and Eve translates to Adรฃo e Eva

Adรฃo e Eva, doesnt sound like anything, but

Eva e Adรฃo, spoken all together sounds like "It's a big fag"

And I find that marvelous.

God did Adan and Eve, not Eve and Adan.

[โ€“] AdNecrias@lemmy.pt 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I was confused for a bit but then I remembered the bigger Portuguese.

In mine it'd sound more like Eh, booed. And it's an uncommon word.

[โ€“] xavier666@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

[โ€“] xilona@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

What a shitpost! Fuck whomever you want! Nobody gives a damn fuck...

Let the downvotes begin!

[โ€“] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

This sounds kinda rapey