salvaria

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[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Hmmm... Both things involve bicycles... Maybe they're just magic?

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Why's he eating everyone's ass in Denny's and giving them stickers for it then??

 

Don't speak German but "Extreme Wetter" looks right to me

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 116 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Seadogs and wenches - 🏴‍☠️

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wait, do you wear your glasses when you use that? I always want to try something like that to keep my face warm, but if I wear my glasses, they fog up from me breathing :(

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He was the 45th president

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 6 days ago (3 children)

It's a "45" too, which makes it even better!

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

In my college's drama club parties, it was tradition that one of the officers of the club would drink a bottle. They would make up a different reason each time they did it as to how the tradition started.

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago

Recolor the green part brown and it can be a pig with a awesome beard!

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

5 min ago my lemmy all turned spanish....all the tabs, preferences..etc. I went into preferences and made sure they were checked to english....they were....what is going on? I cant read spanish so I am in need of some help here....i am asking you b/c I cannot find the mod help link b/c I cannot read it.

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/sbubby@lemmy.world
 

A glittery, gold-colored letter banner reading "SHID 💍 YEE 💍 ASS" - originally reading "SHE 💍 SAID 💍 YES" for an engagement party

 

So the tailor doesn't touch your penis when they're measuring you

 

Hi guys, I'm looking for a countdown calendar app that can tell me how many days it is until a certain day in the future. It'd be nice if it could save the date so that I wouldn't have to continually re-enter it. Is there anything good like that on F-Droid?

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/nominativedeterminism@feddit.uk
 

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