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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 132 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Lust: Valentines Day

Gluttony: Thanks Giving

Greed: Halloween

Sloth: 3rd Saturday of October

Wrath: July 4th, and/or tax day

Envy: Christmas

Pride: The entire month of June! πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 39 points 5 months ago

July 4th is patriotism. I'd classify that as pretty sinful pride.

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Damn, user out here solved it for us.

[–] adam_y@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

If by us, you mean American christians, then sure.

Wait... The very notion of the seven deadly sins is a Christian construct... It only really applies to us anyway...

Ah. My bad. Carry on.

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

December is queer envy month because it makes us envious when people brag about returning to their loving parents

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I thought sloth was every Sunday

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

What's sloth anyway? Didn't the Christian God himself waste away on Sunday?

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

What makes Halloween about greed?

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Black Friday is a better fit.

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If you think the hard-right are bastards about Gay Pride Month, wait until you see Gay Lust Month.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 months ago

And if they don't like it, we can show em gay wrath

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[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Ahhh you thought this was something else lmao.

But fr where is my Month of Wrath.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure November is gluttony

[–] IkarusHagen2@feddit.de 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)

How can a month be gluttony in which we aren't allowed to nut?

[–] Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 months ago

Dude, that’s gluttony, not lust.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 8 points 5 months ago

Gluttony, not nuttony.

[–] BitchPeas@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Bitch I nut all November.

[–] Iapar@feddit.de 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Every month is month of wrath.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 6 points 5 months ago

Except June.

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 34 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I'm having a sloth day today, for what it's worth.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

Nice. I envy you.

[–] RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We live in a greed system though. So that one is basically all year round.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 6 points 5 months ago

Lol yeah we would need to divide it so that each month can be dedicated to a subcategory of greed.

You’ve got No Healthcare month, No Free School Meals month, Income Inequality month, etc, and maybe we start each year by dedicating January to Nixon, Reagan, and the year 1971.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I'm here for sloth month whenever anyone is up for it

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

I would join you, but I'm too lazy

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was going to start up a campaign for sloth week, but I couldn't be bothered.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We should do a workshop for that, it sounds like my kind of week.

How does mid 2031 sound? You're probably busy then. Yeah, I'm just going to assume you're busy that mid-year and hope someone else reschedules and runs the workshop with a bunch of other people that aren't me and that they figure out a great week so that I can one day read about sloth week having just passed and briefly consider trying to catch it next year because it sounds like my kind of week (assuming I can just passively experience it).

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[–] enkille@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

I can see Thanksgiving being gluttony day

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Because pride is the loudest by nature. All the others are more circumspect and demure Pride is loud and proud and in yo face

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The fuck did you say you little beta bitch?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

I said #PRIDE IS LOUD AND PROUD AND IN YO FACE. got it? Good

TIL that wrath is circumspect and demure.

[–] AIhasUse@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

What about Good Friday? πŸ”¨πŸ˜΅

Edit: My bad, I just assumed murder was one.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Nah, people can murder a little sometimes, as a treat.

"Thou shalt not kill" was really just a pro forma commandment to pad out the numbers.

The one that really matters is "thou shalt commit adultery"

[–] AIhasUse@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is related, but I just realized that I've been conditioned to expect a Rick Roll every time I click a link in a comment, even though it hardly ever happens. My brain just always says "Here comes Rick Astel or whatever his name is".

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[–] Beaver@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 months ago

Lucifer is pretty cute though

[–] Norgur@fedia.io 6 points 5 months ago

Every Sunday is sloth day!

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I haven't seen this meme format before, what the heck happened there?

[–] RandomStickman@kbin.run 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's former Prosecutor General of Crimea Natalia Poklonskaya during a press confrenece during 2014 after Crimea was taken over by Russia

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Damn, I haven't realised this shit has been going for 10 years already =/

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[–] Grail@aussie.zone 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] iarigby@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

There were so many new ideas and perspectives in that article for me. It was a very interesting read, thanks for sharing.

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