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submitted 5 months ago by Riker@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 121 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The middle one got that magneto haircut

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking Raven

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

I'll take both!

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 113 points 5 months ago (1 children)

TIL I am a liberal.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 34 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

TIL I am actually radicalized because I would prefer catgirls.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

When furries fooled the world into thinking wanting to bang shit with ears tails and personalities like animals was okay because... They aren't completely a cat so it's fine okay. Just ears, tails, some personality is fine. Neko!

Okay a little fur is fine too sometimes... Oh and some claws maybe. Okay we may as well loop in animal horny too.

Thesamething.jpg

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[–] MyPornViewingAccount@lemmy.world 85 points 5 months ago

Is there a sign up sheet?

[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 5 months ago

Finally a project I can stand ~~behind~~ in front

[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 45 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Count me in.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 44 points 5 months ago

Can confirm. Am filthy godless librul.

[–] Barowinger@lemm.ee 41 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Source?

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Aug 2020 Reddit post:

The person who made this is the guy on the couch, the caption is from his Twitter post and was sacarsm. They're all cis girls

https://web.archive.org/web/20200824155951/https://twitter.com/big_rich_rodney/status/1297910077320396801

[–] Omniraptor@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

But do they smoke weed

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 38 points 5 months ago

Yes please🥵🥵🥵

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 31 points 5 months ago

I finally look forward to the future.

[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 5 months ago

Where do I sign?

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 months ago

Someone's gotta keep those tattoo artists employed!

[–] assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

I volunteer as tribute.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So this is where those three Weed Smoking Girlfriends ended up.

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[–] bstix@feddit.dk 20 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Is this a subtle 3/5 reference or why isn't there 5 black women?

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 43 points 5 months ago

You've already put more thought into it than anyone involved in the production.

Most likely they just didn't want to pay two more women.

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

They all have dicks

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

That's a theory I can get behind. Or in front of. Whatever.

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[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

As long as they have dicks, yes this is the dream

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

I’ll take your entire stock.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Play nice and we can all have the futures we want. Dont play nice and all bets are off

[–] Mr_Wobble@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Man, put some effort in the title. Just a little. This is one lazy step away from "Title" or "Rule" or "..."

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Clam sandwich?

[–] librejoe@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i just want to program on my laptop. yall need to goto horny jail

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 months ago

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Brb. Gonna make a “blue wave.”

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

Nah, I want it to be me on the couch.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Death by snu-snu.

[–] lord_admiral@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Author, please draw more.

[–] NightShot@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Looks like any guys dream until they get their dragon strap-ons... :-/

[–] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

You don't know the same guys I know

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Only three? PITCHFORKS!

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