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[–] simple@lemm.ee 50 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I expect this'll be in nottheonion within 3 days

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago

Until then the onion is staying ahead of the curve (just)

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 5 months ago

Maybe they try to be cellmates with him.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] worldwidewave@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A real patriot would get 34 felony charges

[–] Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 months ago

What a great initiative to whittle away the MAGAs.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Of course I totally believed this before checking where I am lol

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Me too bruh, me too.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

You can eat one onion, as a treat.

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

JFC I was 100% ready to believe this.

[–] MelodiousFunk 8 points 5 months ago

For staunch MAGA Republican and binge-drinker Justin Brently, getting another DUI in support of Tump was the most important day in his life. For serial drunk driver, killer of Kevin Ade, and small-time political bully Ian Smith, it was Tuesday.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

I didn't realize this was the onion for the longest time and I was pretty unfazed tbh

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 5 months ago

This how iowas governor tries to get the vp spot after going all in for DeSantis?

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

I am so owned. Good job! Too bad it's the onion.

[–] VeryImportantUser@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Arrest them all.

[–] raoulraoul@midwest.social -5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

DWI? DUI? What's the difference? The ~~drunks~~ alcohol enthusiasts over at Forbes magazine explain the difference…for those of you who don't have to cover one eye to focus.


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[–] ZeroCool@vger.social 6 points 5 months ago

What the fuck are you babbling about?

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

DUI is "driving under the influence" of alcohol and DWI is "driving while intoxicated". So DWI is less specific.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Actually the DUI carves a broader swath because you can be under the influence but not intoxicated.