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MAGA Supporter Intentionally Gets Another Felony DWI Charge in Solidarity With Trump (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Actually the DUI carves a broader swath because you can be under the influence but not intoxicated.