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[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 42 points 3 months ago (2 children)

For the low price of nine ninety squiggle?

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago (5 children)
[–] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

One of the packages says freedom nuggots, the other says freeedom nuggets. Neither is correct.

[–] jettrscga@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

One is correct, but I will not elaborate on which.

[–] Excrubulent 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It kinda says freedom nuggθts.

Nugg6ts? It's hard to make it out. It could almost be an e.

[–] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Excrubulent 1 points 3 months ago

That's somehow worse.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Just look at the fine print. Also of course it is ai, you can't bread and deep fry something and keep this much detail. There is a reason fried foods are simple shapes, even those for kids who are marketed to with fun shapes

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Idk man, the AI just told me to put more glue in it.

[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago
[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah, but it’s still funny.

[–] PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 months ago

That's never the package chicken nuggets come in. They come in plastic bags from the frozen food aisle. The pictured container is the type of thing they put steaks in with the clear plastic wrap on it.

Source: I like chicken nuggets

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

It’s actually on sale for nelevendy bligork

[–] db2@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Don't forget that $993.99 price tag

[–] ed_cock@feddit.de 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Such is the price of freeedom.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fucking inflation, I only have a $1.05

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

It isn't free, it costs folks like you and me.

[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

$34 a pound, product price $1.99 on the other side

[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 1 points 3 months ago

Sounds like the cost of being a patriot XD

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fuck your generative AI garbage

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago
[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

fortunate son starts playing

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"but sweety, you haven't touched you nug-guns"

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Nugguns does sound pretty cute.

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You pop those in an air fryer and I imagine they'll be bloody banging

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago

Add some baked beans for bullets (and Lemmy cred), make stickmen out of fries and slather them in ketchup, boom, you got a proper massacre for your hunger

[–] nek0d3r@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What's that from? Food Wars? I dont remember this scene lol

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Assassination classroom.

[–] rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Probably gross, but I'm sure they taste at least a little better than my Glock

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Gosh, Dude! Can you finally buy a holster instead of keeping it in your ass?! If you're rich enough for a deadly firearm, you're rich enough for something to carry it in!

[–] rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But... isn't that where a responsible firearm owner keeps their weapon?

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 2 points 3 months ago

That's where the hedonistic firearm owner keeps their weapon!

[–] essell@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Could try washing it regularly?

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 months ago

Nestlé claimed all the water as their property.

[–] rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I tried. It's not dishwasher safe though, now it tastes like rust and less like freedom

[–] essell@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] thesocavault@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Combat Tupperware

[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago

Empire (aka USA) in one pic

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world -4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Spike these with cyanide and Trump rallies will be empty.

So do they have lead in them by any chance?

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

Probably, considering this was made by a computer....