JudahBenHur

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turned them into their final form! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 7 points 7 hours ago

that was OP

Democrats’ Rhetoric on Trump and Democracy Was All Wrong in c/usa@lemmy.ml
[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 2 points 17 hours ago

lol thank you

Democrats’ Rhetoric on Trump and Democracy Was All Wrong in c/usa@lemmy.ml
[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 2 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

you needed to capitalize Go in Pokémon Go to the polls

pedantic, yes, but critical to the preservation of the statement

Opinion - Democrats, next time try fighting for the working class in c/progressivepolitics@lemmy.world
[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So I'm interested in winning elections so that better people can have control of the vast power of the federal government.

Like it or not, these people- most people are the people we need to vote for our ticket, and we need to be listening to them and making adjustments, not saying "typical asshole, they shouldn't be allowed to vote!" Come on.

We can't have the electorate you'd like to have. These folks exist and will never hear your criticisms of them in this progressive silo. We cannot keep the government out of the hands of the MAGA people without their votes no matter how much you hold them in contempt.

Bluesky Becoming New Social Media Sensation As Millions Of Americans Snub X Over Musk's Support To Trump in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

you don't need to choose. Im on Mastodon and Bluesky. The federated internet is better. I'm here on god dang Lemmy. Having said that, if you see the Bluesky logo here on Lemmy you will see a half dozen posts of people getting so upset while they type they involuntarily farted

If you gaze long into a progress bar, the progress bar also gazes into you. in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

there was a This American Life about the progress bar

What's Mastodon precious? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

you pick a server with bluesky

Masked group marches through Ohio neighborhood with swastika flags in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

yeah thats all fair

Masked group marches through Ohio neighborhood with swastika flags in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Reddit is not a reliable source for verified facts in any way, at any time, at all.

I can nearly swear I remember this photo from the last trump administration.

Life is actuqlly kind of underwhelming and I dont see it getting better in c/casualconversation@lemm.ee
[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee -1 points 2 days ago

Hey there. This feels way less like casual conversation and a lot more like the opening monolog of a client just starting therapy.

Instead of bringing this feeling of dissatisfaction to Lemmy I'd strongly recommend talking to a psychologist or otherwise competent qualified counsellor.

having said that, 40 mins isn't that crazy for a d and d night once a week my guy get out there three times and if you regret it ok. you know what I'm saying?

UK cheeses miss out on international prize after getting stuck in customs in c/andfinally@feddit.uk
[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ah yes those world renowned N.Ireland cheeses (look I know there are gonna be a handful of very good farmhouse cheeses) but I am fond of Belfast Dick Cheese

Thousands petition to keep pub’s ‘offensive’ name [The Midget] in c/andfinally@feddit.uk
[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago (6 children)

isnt it like 3.5 apv

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Off-Brand SPAM Slices with Off-Brand American Cheese Slices, Slightly Burned (lemm.ee)
 

I served these on slices of Ryvita Crispbread with Heinz Ketchup. I burned them whilst outside getting a beer. If you would like to see an image of the plating/service presentation I have uploaded a photo here: https://ibb.co/R3d2LJX

Feedback is very welcome. They were actually OK. I paired them with a Kinnegar Crossroads West Coast IPA (6.2 APV) drank straight from the can at first, I then broke down and got a glass.

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Tim Walz, governor of Minnesota picked as VP for Harris ticket (www.reuters.com)
 

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/kamala-harris-picks-minnesotas-tim-walz-vice-president-sources-tell-reuters-2024-08-06/

Harris selects Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz for running mate

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Ritz Crackers with blocks of off-brand SPAM, american cheese bits and kewpie mayonnaise (lemm.ee)
 
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Can I get a tuna san? (lemm.ee)
 

Y/N?

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I'll build a ramp up to your ass... .... drive a Lionel up in there (lemm.ee)
 

This line and "make sure you clean that shit off her tit!!" from Sil when they cut back from the grandeur of Paris make me laugh each and every time.

Any lines anyone else can't stop finding funny?

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Adriana chose death over Artie (lemm.ee)
 

When Ade realized that Sil was coming not to take her to see her suicidal fiancée but to plug her spine full of automatic rounds, she could have called Artie and asked him to sweep her away to safety. She opted not to do this.

Artie could have taken her to some far flung locale and could have sold his restaurant through a broker from their new home. He would then be able to open a trattoria and she could wait tables. He loved her. He loves her still.

Ade knew all of this, and chose to get in the car, with one of Tony's enforcers, knowing on some level that Sil was going to ventilate her thoroughly. She though about fucking Artie Bucco, thought about getting pulled out of a car by her hair courtesy of Silvio Dante in the forest, and then hopped into that passenger seat. If he only Artie his hair, the woman would probably still be alive.

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If I were a carpenter, and you were a douche bag (lemm.ee)
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Patsy is my vewwy favowite mobstuh (lemm.ee)
 

if you dead beats don't start posting in here, my face will be the last face you see. It won't be cinematic.

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I told my wife I like shum pulp and she didn't get me (lemm.ee)
 

Wife and I currently have covid, which is pretty fucking awesome, so I asked her to get me some orange juice with the grocery delivery. She did, and it's smooth, and I said "I like schum pulp!!" as you do, and she said "please don't yell".

On one hand I'm dissapointed she didn't catch the reference since I know she's seen this scene before, but on the other, I appreciate that she had a very Carm reaction with "please, with the yelling"

bottom line: should I divorce her for not knowing the line or be happy that she acted like Carm and told me to calm down

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Why don't you eat another donut you fat fart knocker? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by JudahBenHur@lemm.ee to c/thesopranos@1337lemmy.com
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Its a very good suggestion, AJ should go eat another donut. Or, perhaps he should take off that fucking shirt that looks more like a dress.

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Brandon was an underrated earner and was done dirty (via Olivia) (lemm.ee)
 

Brendan took the initiave, he was brining in DVD players and Italian suits. Junior was the enemy, Brendan was just ahead of the curve- Olivia suggested Jun kill him just like she wound up doing with Tony... again, ahead of the game. He got no respect what so ever

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Everyone else posting cool memes (lemm.ee)
 

I would love to particpate guys, hello?

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