this post was submitted on 30 May 2024
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[–] barbedbeard@lemmy.one 96 points 3 months ago

There are lots of infographics explaining it, search by image guys!

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 51 points 3 months ago

Idk if I trust this Tightpussy character, better google that first

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ah fuck i just made this joke in a comment, ofcourse i wouldnt be the first.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Don't worry friend, there has never once been a unique idea. On the other hand though, there are millions at any given time that have not heard about something major. You made people's day a little better, even if you didn't wholly invent the thought

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

I’ve searched the web for a thought in quotes (“”) before and my exact phrasing has returned zero results before!

Like two or three times… ever…

So I’m telling you there’s a chance (by that metric, if you ignore all the unposted showerthoughts and jokes made at random bars and all that)

[–] ma11en@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You know there's a relavent XKCD!

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That reminds me of the worst Google search of 2015. A coworker accidentally hit me in the junk with a box. He immediately apologized, and I told him he made my dick cry. We both laughed, and I was bent over the desk catching my breath as he was walking out. Then I realized he left his computer logged in. I decided to quickly find a cartoon or clip art image of a dick crying and make it his wallpaper, so I Googled “dick tears.”

[–] solidgrue@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago

34 rulings. It was prophesied!

[–] slurpinderpin@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Lemon party was my favorite website as a kid!

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 9 points 3 months ago

It was always fun to visit when hanging out with the old gang!

[–] 0110010001100010@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How about meatspin? That was a classic!

[–] slurpinderpin@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ReCursing@kbin.social 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

When I did GCSE media studies, this video was used an example of how not to make a music video

[–] slurpinderpin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The music video, or the meat spin video?

[–] ReCursing@kbin.social 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The music video. Though it was about the time that Meatspin was being shared around

[–] slurpinderpin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

lol good shit man

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 5 points 3 months ago

Trump Steaks were said to be so good “you could stick a pin in them”. Just search meatspin to see what I mean.

[–] CuttingBoard@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 months ago

It's not a Lemon party without old Dick!

[–] jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 months ago

I've been waiting for a joke like this. In hindsight, it was inevitable.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago
[–] Lemonparty@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My name is LemonParty and I approved this message.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] Somewhereunknown7351@kbin.social 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What’s lemon par- HOLY SHIT

[–] PhreakyByNature@feddit.uk 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It’s my understanding that Trump’s hands are so small that before he was president, they used to call him “Mr. Hands”. You can definitely search for that to confirm.

[–] Somewhereunknown7351@kbin.social 6 points 3 months ago

I want to rip my eyeballs out of their sockets

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

I only wish it’d been 63, because holy hell that would’ve been funnier

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 months ago
[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

You sick mother fucker.

[–] Track_Shovel 3 points 3 months ago

I feel like I need to get to know Katie, but I can't explain why.