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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 103 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If the croutons hurt, you’re doing it wrong.

[–] Subverb@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The problem is that store bought croutons have normalized being dry, hard bullets. It's not like that when they're made fresh. They're beautiful little pieces of buttered texture in your salad.

[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Fresh croutons are one of the single best advantages of an air fryer

Part-baked baguette cut into chunks, spray with olive oil, six minutes, shake after three. Nothing else needed

[–] scrion@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I was thinking of getting an air fryer, but I was missing additional applications. I think you might have convinced me.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 8 points 4 months ago

Get a toaster oven air fryer, not as good as being an air fryer but we make dinner in that thing almost daily

[–] Pandemanium@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

It also makes amazing tofu. 20 min at 400 gives it an actual texture. No pressing or freezing required.

[–] BastingChemina 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Air fryer is also great to make a quick garlic bread.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 4 months ago

Garlic bread tastes really great,

Eat it from a bowl or off of your plate.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UPuV52ydBfU

[–] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 6 points 4 months ago

A crouton is actually supposed to be that dry. It's literaly in the name. A crouton is a piece of bread that's so dry and old you can't eat it, so you break it into pieces and put it in your other food

[–] Acters@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Get a spray bottle or just coat your hand in water. Get a plate of croutons lightly moist. Then, just microwave it for about 30 seconds.

There you doctored the croutons from "being a pain" to something regular normies can enjoy

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 30 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Well look at Mr. Never Had The Roof Of Their Mouth Cut By Sharp Edges over here!

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 37 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Teeth are assholes! If I had a money for everytime they bit the inside of my cheek, I'd have many many monies.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 10 points 4 months ago
[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You are not supposed to drink your salad.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 4 months ago

Don't tell me how to consommé my salad!

[–] knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you can eat captain crunch, you can eat a crouton.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] variants@possumpat.io 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 4 months ago