Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
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submitted 4 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 30 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Well look at Mr. Never Had The Roof Of Their Mouth Cut By Sharp Edges over here!

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 37 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The secret is teeth

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Teeth are assholes! If I had a money for everytime they bit the inside of my cheek, I'd have many many monies.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 10 points 4 months ago

Luxury bones.

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You are not supposed to drink your salad.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 4 months ago

Don't tell me how to consommé my salad!

[–] knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you can eat captain crunch, you can eat a crouton.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I can't eat both

[–] variants@possumpat.io 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Practice

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 4 months ago

Skill issue!