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School night?
The high end of millennials have grey hair and mortgages now.
I think that's part of the point? The twitchy zoomers aren't on?
School nights are when all the kids that fuck my very old mother have to log off early, so I get to engage in venerable spray 'n' pray duels with formidable peers. For a couple hours, I am esteemed 'average'.
A lot of people euphemistically use "school night" to mean work night.
School night for your 6-12yo.
Or, in the case of one of my former classmates, her 26 year old.
Millennials aren't having kids, silly. We can't afford rent, let alone a child.
That's Gen Z.
Us early millenials can "afford" it while taking on massive amounts of debt.
Gen Z is still too young to be having children.
Oldest Gen Z is 27 now.
Exactly. They haven't even reached their 30s yet. These days your 20s is too young to have kids.
God, I wish I had a mortgage.
I don't have mortgage because I cannot afford it but I can afford grey hair.
I’m a low end millennial and I’ve got both
Mostly paid off mortgages, in some cases
Not if you’re in the US with a 30 year fixed.
How old do you think millennials are? 80?
Haha most of us millennials in my circle are still struggling to own property.
Yeah. That's why we can rank on school nights.
Most the players better than us have to go to school in the morning.
We trade sleep for funtime.