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Jimmy Carter Becomes Second President Convicted Of Felony For Sticking Up Waffle House (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago (3 children)

The guy knows that as long as he keeps his head down and serve pancakes, nobody is going to harm him.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Waffle House

Pancakes

He better not be making pancakes!

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Yea ya can't get any pancakes at the dang Waffle House.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 10 points 5 months ago

The cooks are the real heroes.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 months ago

The coffee must flow