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Jimmy Carter Becomes Second President Convicted Of Felony For Sticking Up Waffle House (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] joyjoy@lemm.ee 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Waffle House

Pancakes

He better not be making pancakes!

[โ€“] mkwt@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Yea ya can't get any pancakes at the dang Waffle House.