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Anon lives with their parents (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Jank@literature.cafe 57 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I occasionally like to have sex with people who aren't in my immediate family, which is a bit awkward when living with my parents.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago

In Missouri houses are cheap and sisters can be friends with benefits.

[–] Killing_Spark@feddit.de 12 points 6 months ago

So sex with your immediate family isn't awkward?

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

You need the hotel, motel, holiday inn

[–] criticon@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Motel?

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 7 points 6 months ago

I tried, but Dad gets bitchy when he's left out.