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TikTok saves itself from US ban by launching a range of semi-automatic assault rifles (newsthump.com)
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[โ€“] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"My Husband..."

[โ€“] renrenPDX@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I hate that I can say this out loud perfectly.