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TikTok saves itself from US ban by launching a range of semi-automatic assault rifles (newsthump.com)
submitted 8 months ago by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 53 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Takes off safety

Annoying tiktok voice: "You won't believe what happens next!"

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"My Husband..."

[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I hate that I can say this out loud perfectly.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

shoots someone by accident

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no no no no no!"