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God Admits Sending Great Flood Was Just Misguided Attempt To Impress Jodie Foster
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This is an old callback. ๐คฃ For those not in the know, an obsession with Foster is why Hinckley shot President Reagan.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hinckley_Jr.#Obsession_with_Jodie_Foster
And he's out of jail, free and clear! Did not know that.
If only he had a steadier hand
Literally me, except the opposite. A president shot me because of their hatred towards Robert De Niro. Definitely a true story.
see Hillary got away with all kinda shit while she was President
American Dad taught me this, along with Ollie North.