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God Admits Sending Great Flood Was Just Misguided Attempt To Impress Jodie Foster (www.theonion.com)
submitted 8 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[โ€“] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Literally me, except the opposite. A president shot me because of their hatred towards Robert De Niro. Definitely a true story.

[โ€“] theodewere@kbin.social 4 points 8 months ago

see Hillary got away with all kinda shit while she was President