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[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

am i missing something or is there an extra joke because the guy cant count?

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 34 points 9 months ago (2 children)
  1. we've - contractions are still a single word
  2. improved
  3. our
  4. mobile
  5. app

5 (five) words...

Original quote was "nine" and "I'm with the government and I'm here to help."

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 22 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Which is exactly the kind of thing you want to hear from the leader of the government.

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

It's a perfectly reasonable thing to say if your campaign and ideology hinges on you rooting out the corruption in government. It's a way of capturing the idea of the corruption that you want to fix.

Like all Republican messages in the last 60 years or so, it's bullshit, but there's nothing ironic about it.

[–] HerrBeter@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

government indeed bad when it's ran by fascists

[–] HerrBeter@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Gubernment good

[–] squiblet@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

Also, when the hell does anyone from the government show up to say that? If I need them to help me, I contact them. If they're contacting me, it's because they're helping someone else (employees, crime victims, the public).

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

thanks for clarifying. i did not know contractions counted as one word

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 3 points 9 months ago

Yep. English is a very hard language (and I say this as a native speaker who, caring about proper grammar, still struggles with it).