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Right-Wingers Say Super Bowl Is Rigged So Taylor Swift Can Endorse Biden (www.rollingstone.com)

submitted 9 months ago by ZeroCool to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If Biden, who is from Delaware, were able to rig a Super Bowl, he would have the Baltimore Ravens, which are significantly closer to Delaware and undoubtedly have lots of fans there, in the big game instead of the Kansas City Chefs, who are much farther away from Delaware.

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

You jest, but I remember sitting in a bar in Vegas in the spring of 1994.

There were two guys in there going on and on about how the Clintons had rigged college basketball to ensure an Arkansas championship.

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Biden wants to Mahomes cook. LET HIM COOK