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[–] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I have begun preliminary work on my own burrito acceleration, starting with a traditional low-speed methodology, utilising my body's internal food-moving mechanisms.

The contents of burrito, when multiple units collide in the gut, appears to be well-distributed at the body's egress, which is a promising result.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I hope you're sealing your tortilla closed with cheese for these experiments.

[–] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

if by "tortilla" you mean "colon", then yes, I am sealing it with cheese