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Scientists Create First Hummus Platter That Comes With Enough Pita Bread (thehardtimes.net)
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[โ€“] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I hope you're sealing your tortilla closed with cheese for these experiments.

[โ€“] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

if by "tortilla" you mean "colon", then yes, I am sealing it with cheese