KreekyBonez

joined 1 year ago
[–] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

same. when the blackout protest changed nothing about the 3rd party apps, I decided I was done, and never went back

granted, it had been getting toxic for other reasons, but being forced to use their shitty app was the final straw for me

[–] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

yup, grew up always leaving a light on in the house when we were out. my dad always half-joked about putting "trash removal" signs on work trucks to keep people from sniffing around for tools to sell

[–] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (4 children)

damn, it's already been over a year, hasn't it?

[–] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

kebab will always be my top choice, unless shawarma is also an option

[–] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

if they supported child stone and theodore nugget, they were already on board with the republiKlan agenda

[–] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (4 children)

depends on whether or not it was the white jesus, I suppose

[–] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

you can't force someone to run you god damn idiot

it takes some serious kompromat to pull that off

[–] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

ha! that shit is too good to edit

[–] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

women do tend to live longer than men, so maybe we could see a 91 year-old AOC on the ballet in 2080...

[–] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I promise there's no scoffing here! I love my analog bidet, and am always on the lookout for an upgrade, if the price is right. Especially if it can be fitted to a standard american toilet.

Happily taking recommendations, if you have any. The features you listed sound refreshing, relaxing, and somewhat intimidating. Which, to be clear, I'm into.

[–] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (4 children)

what's on the app? profiles for different butts? live feedback from a down-under camera? AI stool analysis?

[–] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

wow, that's a perfectly accurate description of my blue! we have a thing where when I come home, he's waiting for me at the door, and always stands up on his hind legs to bump noses.

he also figured out how to lead us to things, like his food bowl, litter box, windows, etc, when he needs something. when he decides it's bed time he'll get in the way of whatever we're doing until we follow him to bed and get in. at which point he jumps to the foot of the bed and sleeps like a dog. he runs the house, and we're his pets/servants, obviously.

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