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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt (gizmodo.com)
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[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 14 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I thought the "M" was for "Magic". Silly me.

[–] cave@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Magic Ring Imaging

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My proctologist said my Magic Ring could benefit from more fiber.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

sfp+ or sfp28?

[–] spudwart@spudwart.com 5 points 11 months ago

They had it set to “M” for magnetic when they should’ve had it set to “W” for wumbo.

[–] BigWheelPowerBrakeSlider@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

The M could have really been for Murder! (Well, probably more like Manslaughter, but close enough.)