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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah, I would probably piss my wetsuit lol

[–] SolarMonkey 17 points 2 weeks ago

That’s ok, everyone else does that anyway :)

[–] subterfuge@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Keeps the sharks away. Not sure about the moose, though.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, really? I'd never heard that one before.

[–] subterfuge@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It was a myth growing up. Blood attracts sharks, but piss will keep them away.

So don’t try this at home… primarily because you probably don’t have shark at home.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I watched Crocodile Dundee growing up so I keep sharks away with dynamite

The only surfing I do is on concrete though, so that really makes the whole affair hard to understand for local authorities.

Now though, they're just like, "Oh yeah, dynamite guy. Yeah, don't worry about it, it's just for sharks, You're fine.."